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# DON'T YOU DARE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# EEK
*strips completely*



*nervous dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ha ha!
faster!!
more gyrating!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# *leans back in chair and puffs pipe*
Maaaaaaaaaarvellous.


Also, don't listen to the chaps above. Don't dance faster, dance slower.

More eye contact.

That's it. *sups brandy*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *whispers something about the blisters*
*dances through the tears*


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# NO, this just won't do.
Come and sit on my lap, pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# *growls*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# There's room on here for you as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# :(
There's NEVER any room for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Maybe if one of us sits on her face?
No?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# That's the spirit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# OH FUCK
I just totally forgot about my 2k and missed it.

OOOWWWH :(


Still, here's my 2005! Yaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Well done lovely.
Shit, I'm very close to my 50K.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# i'm close to 30000...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I'm just close....uuhhuuhhuh
And I'm spent.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# encroyable!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Like the new pic cap'n
Is it a self portrait?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# That's a big number.
You're going to have to get very naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# That's not fair on anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# flayed or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Exceptionally naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# i wanna see a pancreas
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Rubbs hands together
Starts to drool

Nekidniss!
Yee hah!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# ...and tell her that you love her?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# There's plenty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# of face?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I am Toots 'Enormous Face' Thelemans
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Like a frying pan!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# black and hot
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# *looks hopeful*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Your wife might have a few things to say about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# she wouldn't if you was Top up the Tea!
she loves my wife!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Hah, she's mine as well.
All the young ladies' base belong to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *sobs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Get yourself a sex change.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# you can have my young ladies base
If I can have yours?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# You have one young lady
I have all of these.

Unfair trade.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# ^may contain lies^
I have
one partner
Four daughters (You can have them for nothing)
one Girlfriend(ish)
Hah
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# :O
CHEATING?


WE CAN'T BE HAVING THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Some people are in open relationships, kitten.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# And some are just whores.

Actually that works less well when you are the only person likely to still be reading this...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Hmmm
that is a point.


*is young and has not been exposed to the world*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I demand you expose yourself immediately
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Pfft
just pfft.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I'll give you five ladies for one of yours...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Watches from behind interweb sofa...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# No don't dance through that tear!
That's a tear in the space time continuum and may cause the universe to start a cataclysmic boogie!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# But I want a cataclysmic boogie!
Humph.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# best kind of boogie
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# do you live in portsmouth?
i work at QA!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)
# QA is approximately a 20 minute walk from my house.
:O

You don't know Karen Cotterill at all do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)
# ummm...
i'm a bit crap with names...
what does she do?
also, we should have a lunchtime minibash!!
i used to meet keyboard weasel in spoons for lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I'M THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# we'll orginise summat!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I live near Elvis of Nazareth :P
He went to my school, we know lots of the same teachers :D
And I went to school with his cousin ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Spoons?
She's a sort of cleaner/general carer person, I believe. I'm guessing QA has LOADS of people so you pprrrobably don't know her :)

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)
# wetherspoons,
pub.

i'll wander around staring at name badges!
what does she llook like?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I expect she has breasts, that should narrow it down a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *makes notes*
female, breasts.
right, i'm off looking!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Won't that just look like you're eyeballing their tits?
*selfspang* Wetherspoons, of course. Pubs are nice :)



Karen's really short and has dark, shoulder length hair. She looks a bit like Nadine from Girls Aloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Pictures man
We need pictures
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hmmm...
*googles nadine from girls aloud*
hokay.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
#


note the highly distinctive robotic claw
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# aha!
even i should be able to spot her!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# NOT IF SHE SPOTS YOUR FIRST
"AAARGGH THE CLAW! THE CLAW! ETC"
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Brandy?
Would you like a cigar with that madam?
and a top hat?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)
# the jiggling....it's almost.....hypnotic....
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *resists*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)