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# Rude T-shirt
One for the maths geeks:

(I have actually seen someone wearing a T-shirt with this on; first year of university, and yes, he was a CompSci just like me).

Edit: Integral of 2x by dx is x2+c; this from 10 to 13 equals 69. '69?' -> :D
(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# NO, YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Well I'll just sit in the corner and eat stale bread I think.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Math Party!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# so that will be you plus one?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *groan...*
i always liked the 'how do you make a log cabin' one
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# beach hut!
integral of 1/cabin d cabin = natural log cabin + c = beach hut
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# you've actually made it
more geeky
(congratulations. saves for later use)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# haha sorry
our maths teacher used to tell us them
all the numbers are at a party and e^x is just sitting in a corner by himself
x^2 comes over and says "hey, why don't you come and integrate" and he says "i've tried and tried, it just doesn't seem to make a difference!"
*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# can't be bothered to translate to proper language
too late, too tired
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# are you going to explain this or can I safely hide your thread now?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
# the clue is in your username
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# oh that's a great fucking help

does it mean cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# it makes 69 :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
# 2x by dx is x2+c; this from 10 to 13 equals 69

^ that's just fucking nonsense :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# basically
integrating 2x gives x^2
then you do 13^2 - 10^2 = 169 - 100 = 69

... it's not really making it any funnier is it?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Haha!
I want that shirt. :D

If only for the looks of concentration as they work it out, followed by the faint smile of realisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# uh?
i saw someone early in a "there's no place like 127.0.0.1" t-shirt and thought "geek".


then thought "wait... i get that"


then thought "wait... i know which website he got that from"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Ouch!
*oblivious*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I was always impressed by the fact that that doesn't actually really make sense.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Care to explain?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# 127.0.0.1 is the ip address for your own computer or something like that.
it bascially means "home"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Coo'. Never knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Well it means localhost....
"Tap your linux installation of red hat together and say 'There's no place like localhost' three times."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Should be "There's no place like localhost"
seeing as 127.0.0.1 is the loopback.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)