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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# telegram for you :
congrats *STOP* have reached new low *STOP* please please please *STOP*

yeah its a blackadder joke, sorry
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I cannot endorse the product safety standards of this vehicle
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# fuck off, it's probably fine
NEXT!

*is the best at this job*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Well, the tyres are pretty fucking robust. Think positive.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# UNIGITO: The tyre brand you can trust to not combust
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# haha, clearly you work for ****
"We need you to pass this assembly"
"The design is crap, it's dangerous"
"No, we NEED you to PASS this assembly"
"Fuck off and make it properly"

tale as told to me by someone working at *** testing a component for ****

oh well, what's a few deaths...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Just write the names, it's probably fine
*is also Lionel Hutz*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# no, both organisations scare me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# type it
you pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# IT IT IT IT IT IT
IT IT IT

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# you mean Ford don't you?
he means Ford
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# if A times B is less than C
we don't do a recall
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# A*B*C = X
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# shit that was it
my mind is mush
i'm going to sleep
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# If A times B is more than the cost of the recall phonecall,
you can all shove a bastard in it

*profits maniacally*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# i love your sig!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# :D
and your sig!, what a nawty john leslies!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# has he replied to your letter?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# sadly not
but then, he's not a man of letters, he's a man of raping
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# true! 10 people have been raped by him according to my facebook group
terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I think I should join that,
cuz i dreamed that he did. With a baton crafted from lobster hands and gruyere.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# he raped it and it smudged
:(
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# he blasted a mighty hole with his throbbing rape prong
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# "I'll give you 'full stop', you dirty papery SLAG.."
*pant, drool*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# bet there was some origami going on as well
horror, man, horror
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Biiiig BadaBoom
:)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Car B Q
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
#
*groan*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# some say he smouldered for a week
and warmed the entire town of brighton
some say he can now fit in an ashtray in an aston martin
all we know is he was the stig...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)