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[challenge entry] Oh, for fuck's sake!

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(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Haha great!
I'm off. Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# i was going to say
"yeah, yeah, it's been done"
but then i noticed the care taken to exactly replicate the sign in 3d reality and rotate it through 45 degrees

nice work
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# this image amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# discomeats is amused
success is yours
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# yes, but I'm also decending into complete clinical insanity
so it's probably not that helpful
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# this is one of those posts where i feel it could be true enough not to want to make a joke....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# i have the
benefit of having a psychiatrist and a cabinet full of pills so i can mock any mental :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# nah, I'm just funing!
it's normal to rub strawberry jam into a vertical concrete surface, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# thank god, though it being you i could believe it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# *rubs legs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# only
if the marmalde is flashing it's permission
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I don't think I'd be able to hold back from a wall smeared in marmalade
just think of those lumpy congealed bits of orange
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# what you trying to say
my gran had textured wall paper.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# it gets textured eventually
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# insanity is very helpful
i mean who else good goo goo la goo with jooby gooby dressed like a flaming nelson while twelve thousand monkies parasale slowly down the slop of life flaming booby rifles blaring soundlessly againt the ear muffed renegade bananahoarding fiends swearing fast filled grenade like goon flops shouting matress bullocks bouncing pillow after pillow on to the eastward facing train track one afdter the other all sight shape and depressing vision no quiffs no laughs just orange decay angels screaming aloe vera rub it into the shoulder straps uif you get caught in the owl face night time. i mean come who else flaps the flink tops quite so gimbly?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# see.... i told you you could be original....
now i question the wisdom of this.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# it's all honest guvnor
straight out the camels hump
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# You write for Justin Lee Collins, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# well, once I used to think this way then boat and stop but with apple the sky and
swallow hard cucumber broken with basalt pony in tent pulley with gold argument in wet dry field and some pie with overstated blonde stamp. Still, it's not fair to port with halibut when proximity doesn't state lucid form in direct interpretation of small time oversized grandfather clock but component handling derived from the famouse fresco will of course make sand with tidal flux emitted from single phase wave guide on occasion of collection of a new badge for baking boiler pastry with no sort of fresh margarine available the situation was described as such. Alas with driving bears for sugar lumpy porridge was unavailable due to prior consumption by golden loch with the tide exhange in a standard two up one down manner wiil provide exceptional baggage retention and could be standard with enough spaghetti but the minute it stop sthen it will be as it can't say due to government regulation plumbing for a typical 2 bedroom greenhouse in the north west of scotland.

Which is obvious and requires no further explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# touché
sorry that should read touch me.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# that's how I read it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your truncheon-based knowledge sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I can supply self inflating courdroy trousers to most locations within the EU
and continental united states
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Excellent.
Post your sturdiest shoe-horn to me instantly. I will pay for the subsequent rainfall in spaniels.

King Charles, of course.

PS. Throw in a few sound-sensitive epileptic shrews. I like a good fight!


BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Ya filthy shrew cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 28 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Frankly (Mr S) I can't be arsed...
...but someone might make a very nice pic by doing the reverse - a sign with a real pic of a bike over a car, and a black solid (as similar to the real sign as poss) car and bike combo.

I know, I'm a lazy fucker.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# I did it later
b3ta.com/board/8511391http://b3ta.com/board/8511391
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 6:09, archived)