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# lol
my computer is being an arse and running gifs slowly.. i set it at 24fps near as damn it.. how fast is i spinning?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:02, archived)
# have you an authentic ablation mandioter
if not see postbear (i think)
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:06, archived)
# No but i've got a sister who works at the gasboard
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:09, archived)
# i'd love to meter
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:14, archived)
# i bet she's
got a real electric personality
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:14, archived)
# sparks would fly
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:19, archived)
# yeh but she got GAS.. gas, sparks BOOM!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:20, archived)
# heehee!
Hello all, I'm back for a bit, as I cannot sleep. Anybody know anything about this cio-cio-san girl who's new here? She seems fairly nice apart from the fact that she called me an opinionated prick without any provocation whatsoever.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:22, archived)
# I've done some internet research but just got lost on pron
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)
# perv :p
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:27, archived)
# but i still likes yer, just in a private way
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:31, archived)
# research??
cio cio san = madam butterfly


oh yeh then i had a wank
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:31, archived)
# are you cultured?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:38, archived)
# he's developing a culture
but i wouldn't call it high brow... depends on how excited he gets.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:41, archived)
# in a yeast based way
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:42, archived)
# kebab
wants her for his own. thats alli know

she also seems to ready to point out when she is joking.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Fair enough.
I'm sure she'll turn out to be lovely. If not, I'll meet her at a bash one day and sex her I'm sure she'll be lovely then. :)

EDIT: Madame Butterfly, eh? Well if she knows her Puccini she can't be too bad.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Hey, so long as it is female and not too pyshco I'll do it
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)
# when ever i see you've posted
I'm going to start humming tom jones' sex bomb. maybe you can leave your hat on.. mix it up a bit.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:04, archived)
# Damn right I'm a sex bomb
Face and Capt. WoW think I'm teh sexeh
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:08, archived)
# sorry sorry
sex pest.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:11, archived)
# JUST HELP YOURSELF TO MY LIPS!
TO MY ARMS JUST SAY THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:15, archived)
# err..
antipodean?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:23, archived)
# yeps I am an Oztard
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 5:27, archived)
# sounds like
she'd be dynamite in the sack
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:22, archived)
# she'd bang you all night long
and leave you with explosive diarrhoea.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)
# No, wait...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)
# look kids!
free lube for all!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:24, archived)
# *boke*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I can't help imagining that as a paralysed bird that somebody has stuffed with gunpowder
and led a little line of powder to, all ready to blow it up.

why am I so wrong :(
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:27, archived)
# wow! you read my mind
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:28, archived)
#
read licked
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:34, archived)
# *obligatory noob moment*
how do you strike through?

I'm getting tired on the pen marks on my screen
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:36, archived)
# haha, it's <s>hello everybody</s> I AM A BIG GAY
I'll give you something to practice with...
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:38, archived)
# okay
hello everybody I'm a big gay

like thats?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:48, archived)
# oooh, spacky! I like it!
HEY, you know what? I have a really really tiny weeny duck that I keep showing to women in bars.

*spurs on*
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:49, archived)
# ?
HEY, you know what? I have a really really tiny weeny duck that I keep showing to women in bars.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:54, archived)
# that picture reminds of the day i went to rhyl and drawned a picture of a chip and then it was stolen
dammit man why?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:41, archived)
# I bought the chips you free loader. It was never yours
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:43, archived)
# don't opress me you cunt
i said chip CHIP not chips
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:45, archived)
# STOP COVETING MY CHIPS!!!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:47, archived)
# as gronkpan would say
you are gonna be unfreinded www.b3ta.com/board/8034496
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)
# serious? ha ha it's my pot!
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)
# ?
hmmm?

haz ye gotz a link?
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:14, archived)
# I wish postbear was around. I have been wanting to show this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVZ8Ko-nss4
..although I am sure he's seen it.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:14, archived)
# BIG WORDS
but gives you a feeling of trust
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubbing together a
and a superaminative wennel-sprocket. Indeed, this proved to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 1943, it was found that the use of anhydrous nagling pins enabled a kyptonastic boiling shim to be tankered.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Browsers have no respect for rate.
Also
Number of timers to drive each gif on the page
changes all rates. Can really mess up tiled ones.

(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:16, archived)
# i've noticed that before
little quirks...

sometimes i feel it adds to it..specially if it's justa reptative motion like say spielberg fucking dr suess.. which i would repost but its big and i can't be arsed to find it.
(, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 4:18, archived)