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# One for today
I do enjoy doing these :)
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I spy sexual tension.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# yeah they're so wondering if we'd judge them if the kissed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'm going to buy some bumder mayonnaise tonight.
Those unfamiliar with the phrase 'bumder' haven't seen enough Inbetweeners.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Not the light stuff??
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I have light EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# YOU DON'T HAVE SKIMMED MILK, DO YOU?!
Aaaahhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I barely have milk, I drink black coffee.
If I have the occasional bottle of milk for crunchy nut yumminess, it's skimmed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Oh gaawwd.
I never thought I would wish to argue with you, but skimmed milk is horrible, pointless stuff:|

Crunchy Nut is delicious though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Anything more is just wasted calories for me, as I only have it with stuff
that totally masks the taste, like crunchy nut.

It's all for a good cause though, I'm almost at my target weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Ooh 'grats!
How much have you lost since you started trying, if you don't mind me asking?


I've still about a stone to lose, rather annoyingly *sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Alltogether just under 7 stone, over the course of years
over this recent bit though, just under 3.

Edit: I should point out some of this was muscle loss due to stopping doing a couple of bits very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Wee, that's quite impressive.
I'm trying to lose a whole bunch of muscle at the moment but it's just not working.


Must dash,
toooodles Cap'n x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
# BREAK YOUR LEGS
best way to do it.

Bye! x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# inbetweeners didn't look very funny in the adverts.
am i wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I thought it was brilliant, but then you know how easily pleased I can be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *holds a mirror infront of you*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *claps and gurgles happily*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Awwww. *jumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# i'll give it a try maybe. i've got a lot of have i got news for you to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I have downloaded:
Teeth (I don't give a shit if it's cock, it's got vaginas in it)
Care Bears
Family Guy S2
Inbetweeners S1

and some more I can't remember. OH YES, Juno.

Can you play DivX on your computer? I'll burn you a copy if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I'm currently 3/4th through getting all 6 series of Red Dwarf again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Kryten's right, Kochanski DOES ruin everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# i can indeed that'd be awesome :)
Which care bears movie? have you seen Care bears in Wonderland?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# The first, naturally.
I have not, is it any cop?

Gaz me your address and I'll make you a copy tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# its AMAZING!
i love it.

i'll do you the gazzing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Haha Care Bears and Teeth...
What a cracking combination :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a captain of wealth and taste...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Teeth and waste.
TEETH AND WASTE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# it's brilliant
got buried by bad scheduling, i've only seen a couple but it's brilliant. Sort of like superbad in england. Or if skins was about geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Yes, all of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# stop playing i spy with your mother.
(waxdart hello., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# MILF!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# "MILF thingy", aaactually.
*rraappee*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# HUFF!
You up to much?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I am sitting down feeling very nervous
and have just realised that my 'f' key is a little harder to press than all the others.

Yoou?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Why are you nervoooous?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Possible life changing activity to commence in approximately 20 minutes.
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Let me know how it goes!
Perhaps I'll give you a little ring ring later on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I'm going to log-out now. Msn or something if you cba.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)
# * I has Jaffa Cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Coat pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Whole Packet!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *smacks self on forehead*
Spaced, love. Seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Joins in...

*Smacks Captain Wow on forehead*

"Spaced, love" = RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Spaced. The TV show.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Never seen it - sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# "Tim i'm in Sheffield"
"what are you doing there, Mike?"
"I think I must have fallen asleep on the tube, Tim"
"Tube doesn't run to Sheffield, Mike"
"I think I must have changed at King's Cross, Tim"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# You shot me in the bollocks, Tim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# "a man once said to me the Conan The Barbarian was better than Red Sonja. I punched him in the mouth
I realise now what I should have said was 'Dad, I'm sorry you're wrong'"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# :D
Bill is so masterful in everything he's ever done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# isn't he just?
"It's been 18 months Tim, can't you let it go?"
"IT STILL HURTS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ...acorns...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Babylon 5 is a big pile of shit!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# ^ hahaha - WTF
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# spikey cake in belt?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Yes! Eat it!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *whimpers*
*chews*





*bleeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Woo
lully
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)