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# Uncle Phil made me do it.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# AL ROKER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# like a black
dr phil
edit: what is it with phils? do they all end up looking the same?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Give Phil Collins a few cakes and the theory seems to check out.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# no cakes, but this'll be a bit fattening:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# this makes my cider filled brain
giggle like a starter engine
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# oh a starter ENGINE
cor, that must be some big throbber you've got there with a bunch of heavy duty pistons going on :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# your cheese finder is broken
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# CHEESE FINDER GENERAL _always_ FINDS THE CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# even if its not cheese? DAMN he's good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# he'll forge the records to say it was cheese
whose gonna mess with him? He'll find your cheese if you do
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# "THIS IS CHEESE!"
"uh, no, Cheese Finder General, its not. Its a quail"
*produces edam from sofa*
"HERE IS YOUR CHEESE!"
"oh... thank you Cheese Finder General, I thought I'd lost that for good"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)
# then he gives you a little form to fill in
about how well he found the cheese

and if you have any comments

and you have to sign it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your cheese finding experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
# one way or another
I end up with cheese

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# to be honest, the whole witchfinder thing
just seems like b3ta's 17th century precursor
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I think he just liked killing people
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i think clan soul's gone to bed
he'd be having convulsions if he knew there was this much cheese available on the board
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# a cheesegasm, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!
*CLICKS HARD*

AND IT'S FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Indeed it is fresh.
And it has dice in the mirror.
(KansaiKitsune offers little girls rides in his Tardis., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# My mum got scared though.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Fucking
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# fecking 'eck, woo
PS it's me birthday now, yeys
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# happy birthday captain freeloader!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha
My Freeloader Technique is strong!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*BIRTHDAY RAPES*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Yeys!
*fakes pleasure for it be a happy day*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Happy bioday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Will get a Biocake and eat it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# happy bidet
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I could do with one of those
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Yes!
Yes! Yes!
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha
it's staring into my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)