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# uhh.. I've been right here.
Working on my work and not seeing b3ta.

So I miss out on fucking masterpieces like this:
www.b3ta.com/board/8204096

Adventures?
Just the usual sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll.
Although it has been mushroom season and I did have some last week and that was not so usual.
WITH LESBIANS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:54, archived)
# LESBIAN MUSHROOMS!
OH THE ADVENTURES ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:00, archived)
# I've already said too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:04, archived)
# FUN-GALS THEY WERE, TOO, I BET.
you missed a lot of crazy shit. we had a baking compo, it was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:03, archived)
# yeah it was fun but the one hadn't taken it was less than impressed with her girlfriend's antics.
although remarkably tolerant.

I did see a mayonnaise cake recipe last week, I think?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:05, archived)
# mayonnaise cake is imaginary, no-one would make such a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)
# SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:12, archived)
# LOOK, A BAKERY CONTEST.
1ST PRIZE: CHOCOLATE BOMBE.
2ND PRIZE: LEMON-POPPYSEED CAKE.
3RD PRIZE: VANILLA CHEESECAKE.

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...
...

908TH PRIZE: MAYONNAISE (HAHA) CAKE (?)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:16, archived)
# I HOPE DICKCAKE IS SOMEWHERE IN THE TOP HUNDRED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:18, archived)
# I'M OVER DICKCAKE THESE DAYS. TOENAIL CAKE IS WHERE IT'S AT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:25, archived)
# FAT LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:21, archived)
# HEY!
I RAN OUT OF SUGAR, WHAT CAN I PUT IN MY CAKE INSTEAD?

HOW ABOUT MAYONNAISE?

OH OK.

...

HEY I HAVE NO MAYONNAISE FOR MY SANDWICH, WHAT SHOULD I SPREAD ON IT?

TRY A CUP OF FLOUR.

OK I WILL.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:18, archived)
# WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME OF MY WORLD FAMOUS MAYONNAISE CAKE?
NO THANKS, I'M SAVING ROOM FOR MUSTARD CAKE.

OK BUT JUST A LITTLE, I HAD KETCHUP CAKE EARLIER AND A RELISH COOKIE WITH A COLD GLASS OF VINEGARMILK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)
# POSTBEAR IS A CLOSED BOOK.
WITHOUT A COVER. OR A TITLE.

ALSO: THE BOOK HAS NO WRITING IN IT AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WRITE IN IT. OR DRAW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)
# LIES!
I AM A BEST-SELLER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:38, archived)
# THAT WAS A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Yes, it was fun. I should bake something right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:07, archived)
# RIGHT NOW?! MADNESS.
if i'm ambitious i'll bake cookies on saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Nazi lemon poppyseed, oven warming.
Only 10pm, I can still see the sun of tomorrow on the horizon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:13, archived)
# mmm, sounds good.
make some lemon butter to spread on them - way better than icing in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:20, archived)
# Sweetened or tart?
I usually have the lemon plain, not even regular butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)
# tart for me, but suit your taste.
i make it with a bit of grated rind, a little juice, and lemon thyme if it's summer (i have a pot growing now). i think most people use it for feesh, but i like it on pasta and baked goods.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:15, archived)