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# what's metal
and full of holes?
(ewe, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# A colander.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Hahahaha.
That's much funnier when you imagine it spoken in the voice of Stewart Lee.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh you dick, now I can't un.. hear? read? WHATEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I was watching the episode of Time Trumpet the other
day where he explains about his shaven head. I loved that series.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Haha, Time Trumpet is fantastic.
I've had to explain Armando Ianucci humour to my Mum over the last couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# How would you describe it beyond satirical?
/genuinely interested
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# And then I got off the bus....
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Have you heard The Armando Iannucci radio show which is fucking brilliant?
Possibly even better than the Armando Iannucci Shows TV show.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I have not, I have only seen the TV show (and little of it) but love it.
I shall look up the radio stuffs when I get home. Please remind me :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I have the old Lee and Herring radio shows as well, aswell as Saturday Night Fry and some scattered bits of Kevin Eldon stuff.
Lionel Nimrod's Inexplicable World had some pretty amazing lines in it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
# The one where he is 'Stu Lee' and 'Stewart Lee'
I noticed that and the cowboy shirt thing in the earlier episodes and thought it was really odd.

Also that he wears that red and black cowboy shirt EVERYWHERE.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# You're awfully gay for him aren't you?
I think I'll have to watch some more of his stuff. Any linky reccomendations?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Well my copy of 90s comedian just arrive this morning and I watched it, so I'm sort of hung up on him at the moment.
But I do think he is the finest entertainer I have ever seen or has ever existed, the blend of comedy, satire and an actual concern for human existence makes him somewhat more than just a comic.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Yeah, like I said, make with the linky reccomendations.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# These are from the Stand-up Comedian DVD, the Scottish bit is especially brilliant.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n-UGQcG3Jw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4 (first part)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i91KQs12-q4

There's loads of stuff on youtube though, clips and whole episodes of the old Lee and Herring shows, old stand up routines, weird little interviews he did, and other stuff to do with Jerry Springer the Opera, Alan Moore and comics and stuff.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Cheers man.
I'll get busy.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Richard Herring was our babysitter.
That's my closest actual link to Stewart Lee, other than seeing him live.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# OJ Simpson's defence case.
Oh metal....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# dimebag darrell?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I know it's this, as I've heard it a lot.
It still makes me sad, and I'd be listening to Cemetary Gates if you cunts hadn't made me watch Anchorman.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# LERN UR METULZ
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# NEVER.
I almost came into contact with some metal due to the Randomburn. Fortunately I was in a car crash just as I put the CD in and it was destroyed in a big firey mess.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Closedmindedcuntfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# likeswhatilikescuntfuck
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Arnie.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# science!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# SYRUP!


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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# yes, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# § Rarrr
/dragon
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# crikey! a dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# It's ok.
There's a starfish here to save you *
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# ewe are a fag
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)