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[challenge entry] Salad-Dodge-o-Tron


I do apologise, thanks for the compassion. please don't knife me...

From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

(oursoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Noo-noo?
Noo-noo.
Also: good first post! :D (took you long enough ;D )
Welsome to B3ta, you'll never leave: so shop a pull up a kitten and shop a chair.
Edit: Hahaha! Nice username too!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# BOO-YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# HELLO SOUL
I have discovered prom is mighty-much fun!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# ORLY?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# YARLY
I never thought I could have so much fun "dancing" to such awful music :D
Also: the entire prom got rick-rolled.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# SRSLY?
I did that to mine. It was good.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# :D
Apparantly tonnes of people requested it.
It was fun because I can sort-of do the dance to it :D
Tiem to go now, teh day awaytz: bai!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# 2 of my best friends
got into an alcohol-induced argument over nothing at mine, resulting in him deciding to walk several miles home down country roads and her nicking my phone and running after him
other than that, it was fun...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Ah to be young again!
My prom which was many moons ago ended with me throwing up because my crazy Norn Irish Art Teacher was sharing his whiskey with me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I never got a prom
nor a lully date :'(
not even an overweight pimply ginger bird.
which is actually teh_uber_sexeh when her acne clears...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# (BIGGAR!)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I'll exercise compassion
if you exercise compression.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# welcome
a sterling effort if not a tad on the large size.
have a read of this and use the edit tab under your post to upload a new slightly smaller filesized version of your image.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
we will love you forever if you do.

as i'm feeling particularly compassionate today here's a new smaller version for you.
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/foodhoover.jpg
if you're using photoshop choose to 'save for web' rather than 'save as' it makes optimisation really easy.
edit/ as you're choosing to ignore my sagely advise my compassion is waning fast.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# ah he's probably posted and run...
have tea and a jaffa cake...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# nah, he's still here
i can feel it in my waters, the whole optimisation thing confused the life out of me at first, but with help i got there in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# You're right! He's just skuttled under the sideboard!
perhaps we can lure him out with toats!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# So-reeeeee
mmmm... toats....

there you go, sorted (i fink...)
(oursoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# good work
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# i think i love you
splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Take your pick
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Haha cheese ftw!
ahem apostrophe in crumbles?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# It's short for crumbleyness
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Cheese for me too
WTF is brown honey though, sounds illegal!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Cheese > buttered > strawberry > honey nut > brown honey > peanut butter.
It's mathematical fact.
(I helped save b3ta! coccyx approves this message, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Better check that with kebab
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# peanut butter = boke
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I like this
ed:
however, as previously mentioned a bit on the big filesize. You might want to optimise and edit your post...

and we will all love you and admit you to our cliques. Join in conversation as well, don't post and run...you cannot escape!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# thank you for loving me
I tell you what, i wasn't posting and running - acshully i was inspired by someone elses post down below and was photoshopping ;)

(oursoul, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# yay! more pictures!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)