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# how many ribs do you have left?
that's for the serious self-abuser
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# got all of them
and sadly because of this I have not succeeded in felating myself. but I did hurt my back trying.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I had some extra ribs inserted
to prevent acts of deviance.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# When I was in my early teens
I could have quite likely licked my own glans due to gymnasties.

Now fat and forty-odd I often sit and rue the fact I never did.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hang you head in shame!
you should have known better than to pass up an opportunity like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# fool!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# could be worse
you could be a hippy too :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# could?
I think science would have broken if they tried to make me a hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# *slaps face*
LIES! there is NOTHING that science can't achieve!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# If science wants to fuck with me
then it better get a bigger boffin.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# science will open a can of hawking on yo' ass, biatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Damn, my boffin is only average sized
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# just don't cut your hair for a few years.
put on a flowery shirt
and get a peace symbol on a chain around your neck. purple glasses will also help :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# fear science, anything is possible
:D

oh, if you had long hair would you be going around like conan the barbarian or something?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I used to have masses of hair
down to the base of my spine. It was a number of colours too. But it was the 80's and I wore some crazy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# probably was high most of the time? :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# that's what the '80's were all about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# don't forget the porsche 911
and shoulderpads

also essential items in the repetoire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# 911 turbo?
no comparison to lamborghini diabolo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ^this
Lambo = ZOMG head-turning blistering scorch-fest.
Porsche = Oh.
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I have never been a Porsche man
considering them cars for dicks. I had a Jaguar XJS V12.

having said that what is the opinion of Porsche drivers these days?
I have the chance to buy a 928 S4 sport ( 1991 ) for £7500. It's not a 911 which is good. It's one of the best supercars ever made and we are in classic car territory. I think I'm going to buy it. What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Do it!
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I have
a new car on order for March ( £57k ) and 3 cars in the drive ( one is hers ) so it would be an indulgence but I've always secretly loved the 928.

Oops. For some reason I have shaved 2 years off it's age ( I've looked at a lot of them recently ) and it's a 1989. But still. I think I'm going to approach him with an offer.
www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C48560
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# "For some reason I have shaved 2 years off it's age ( I've looked at a lot of them recently ) "
This. Not cars though.
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)