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# ever see the billy connelly routine on why blokes sleep with their hands on their balls
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# is it the one where he goes "BANG!" unexpectedly?
if so, then i've seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I thought that was the blow job for the uninitiated
nah it was all about cavemen and wolves
and I can't find a youtube of it...:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ah, right, the blow job one.
i've seen most of his recent stuff. i couldn't hear it on youtube anyway, my speakers finally died the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# aw. are they going to be buried or cremated.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# entombed with great solenity
within the mdf pyramid in the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I wish I had a pyramid
it'd be cool

I could stand at the top, naked, smeared in vaseline screaming "COME ON GOD! COME ON YOU BITCH! WHAT YOU GOT!?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# SHOW ME YOUR THUMBS, YOU BEAUTIFUL, ALIEN SONS OF MOTHERS!
SHOW ME YOUR THUMBS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# i refuse to be buried.
i refuse to be burned.
i will be entombed in a customised pyramid, or i will HAUNT EVERY FUCKING MEMBER OF MY FAMILY, UNTIL THEY GIVE IN TO MY DEMANDS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)