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# When ive been staring at b3ta
for as long as i have today. I develop a lump under my right eyelid. Is that my brain telling me to go bed?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)
# yeh i'm pretty sure it's cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# i think it's cancer as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Yup, cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)
# sounds like cancer to me
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)
# yeh it's confirmed....cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)
# sad but I think he's a goner with cancer
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)
# he's riddled with it
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)
# How long have I got?
and can i see your credentials, or possibly get an 8th opinion?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)
# if you're female you can see my credentials for free
if you're male you have to pay by the hour.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Pays
Sees.
Demands Refund.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Erm, It's cancer.
And worse still, it terminal, with a splash of AIDS added.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Good Aids?
*Stares hopefully*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)
# It's just not your day Mr P3L3...
*Shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# *SOBS*
ANGER: "Im taking you all with me!"
DENIAL "Your Wrong! Your just fucking WRONG"
ACCEPTANCE: "Im gonna leave it all to you in my will"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# quick you dropped these
3: bargaining
4: depression

then you can accept
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)
# I already bargained
"Good Aids?"

and I already tried to commit suicide:

"Ties rope to..."
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# good good
straight to acceptance then, do not pas GO etc
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Excellent.
*May be a graduate of the Shipman Internship program*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# *Ties rope to light fitting.*
*kicks chair out from underneath self.*

*bangs head on pc desk because he forgot to put noose around neck*

BROOKS WAS HERE
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)