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# hun, you're date is here!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:28, archived)
# sexy
i'm tempted to put a wikihow about teenage dating here, but if i keep spamming them people will hate me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)
# that scene kid one made me feel old
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:31, archived)
# never fear!
www.wikihow.com/Grow-Old-Without-Feeling-Old
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:35, archived)
# hurrah
*buys slippers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:37, archived)
# YES
*tamps pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Would!
TJ! I just noticed that Subways are doing a chicken and reggae reggae sauce sub!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:31, archived)
# TJ TJ! You of course need to follow this guide, because ordering food is really hard
www.wikihow.com/Order-a-Subway-Sandwich
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)
# i hate you all..
stop TJing me :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:35, archived)
# sorry
www.wikihow.com/survive-a-threadjack
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:37, archived)
# i'm not falling for that :L
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)
# bugga you obviously read this
www.wikihow.com/not-fall-for-a-horseroll
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:39, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:40, archived)
# "sandwich artist"
WTF?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:37, archived)
#
sandwich piss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)
# It's OK
I've changed it to 'spotty youth'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Thats just a lot of common sense
That guide could be applied to almost any shop.

"Decide what you want before you get to the front of the line..."
"Be politre to the staff..."
"Don't order whilst talking on your phone..." (a personal bug bear of mine)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:39, archived)
# common sense or not,
who's the idiot who needs this guide?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:40, archived)
# I don't see the need for a how to on ordering food
how are the retards that need that sort of guide going to read it in the first place?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)
# well how did you? :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)
# hahaha I suppose I asked for that didn't I?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)
# i just asked myself,
what would k3b/-\b reply on this msg? :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:48, archived)
# and what was your answer?
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:51, archived)
# well. my brain works on windows..
so every time i ask myself a simple question i get a blue screen and my brain re-sets. that's what happened..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:57, archived)
# I can't help but feel this is bait but I can't help myself
windows is shit
/predictable linux user response
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:01, archived)
# *get's eaten by a shark*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)
# don't they take orders by phone?
they oughta bring themselves right up to date
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)
# People who talk on the phone whilst talking to shop staff should be summarily executed
ESPECIALLY handsfree, nothing is THAT important that it can't wait, you don't need to run everything by whoever the fuck it is you're talking to, you're not that important.

I was in a car dealership last time i saw this happened. They jacked up the price on a wankers vw bug for him, i lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Step1) Be to fucking lazy to make a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)
# alas there isn't one for too, to and two so this will have to do...
www.wikihow.com/Spell
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)
#
www.wikihow.com/smartarse
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)
# nope I've read this
www.wikihow.com/not-fall-for-a-horseroll
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:48, archived)
# I vote we kill it, cook it and eat it.
but not necessarily in that order
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)
# oh, i almost forgot i made a pic :(
fucking TJ's
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:50, archived)
# maybe you should read this
www.wikihow.com/who-to-blame-for-threadjacks
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 8:54, archived)
# I just learned how to spam
www.wikihow.com/k3b/-\b
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)
# hahahahah
Last one then:
www.wikihow.com/Be-Annoying
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Being too annoying can lead to pain.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)