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# I am a total AKIRA loon
I have all the comics and the movie in a dozen languages and formats.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
# YEAH WELL. I'm making pizza. It's 4 cheese. I'm going to add cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# But have you got
a dozen types of cheese?

No?

Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# It'll be ready in 10 mins. I've time to make my own cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Cheeks Swell
Swallows own vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# *hitlers you*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Goose Steps
¦\ ¦^ ¦\ ¦^
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Do professional skateboarders get terribly depressed
when they remember that they make a living by balancing on a little bit of wood with little wheels?
Or am I betraying some misconception about the purpose of life?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# there are worse ways to make a living
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)
# That's not very comforting.
So, most ways of making a living are worse than balancing on a little bit of wood on little wheels.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# The world's shit, brah.
Just gotta wade right on through it, know what'm sayin?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I suspect the skateboarders are at least partly motivated by enjoyment of their purposeless balancing
which makes things even more confusing.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# you should let them know their careers mean nothing beyond board balance.
just go right out and say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Firefighting, now, there's a worthwhile career.
Putting out fires. Saving lives. Frequently, the lives of skateboarders, or near equivalents.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I dunno
It's not like getting people pissed for a living is especially glamorous.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# enjoy your being unable to shit for weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# I did that the other day COPYCAT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)