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# i have very long eyelashes for man
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# i have a very long man for an eyelash
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# i have long eyes for a lashed man
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I'm on the lash, and I'm a midget.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# let's play kick the midget!
dont kick the midget.

KICK THE MIDGET!

*kicks*
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Do not kick me, I am wee and quite drunk.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *kicks*
*steals booze*
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *lays in gutter, bruised and bloodied along the way*
Oh dear God..why has this happened..again?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Eyelashes were too long

(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# you are quite drunk and have wee'd
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Why, Lord, WHY!?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# because you drunk too much
just follow these simple instructions and you'll be fine...
www.wikihow.com/Cope-if-You-Wet-Yourself-in-Public
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# :S:S:S:S
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Thanks goodness for the interwebs
can someone let them know at
www.wettingherpanties.com (VERY NSFW)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)