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# ning is far too popular
Sir Elton redressess the balance

nice and big too
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# NOON !
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# if you look directly into his eyes
he'll check out the size of your penis...

WOO YAY
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# haha!!
*covers self*
i'm ashamed of it...
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# well I'm glad I put on my lead y-fronts this morning
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Clever how he made the Jizz on his Jacket look like a snake.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Look at this funny man I found on the intrawebz;
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# HAHA WHAT A FUNNY MAN.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# He is a funny man, with the things that he's a doin'.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Action Man eyes...
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# he has very long eyelashes
for a man.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# i have very long eyelashes for man
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# i have a very long man for an eyelash
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# i have long eyes for a lashed man
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I'm on the lash, and I'm a midget.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# let's play kick the midget!
dont kick the midget.

KICK THE MIDGET!

*kicks*
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Do not kick me, I am wee and quite drunk.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *kicks*
*steals booze*
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *lays in gutter, bruised and bloodied along the way*
Oh dear God..why has this happened..again?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Eyelashes were too long

(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# you are quite drunk and have wee'd
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Why, Lord, WHY!?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# because you drunk too much
just follow these simple instructions and you'll be fine...
www.wikihow.com/Cope-if-You-Wet-Yourself-in-Public
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# :S:S:S:S
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Thanks goodness for the interwebs
can someone let them know at
www.wettingherpanties.com (VERY NSFW)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# WTF?
very odd

(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I was looking for 'Doug Irwin'
on google images, he popped up.
Doug Irwin is the fictional 'Love Doctor' I just made up.

Funny how things work out.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# shaved
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# is he shaved downstairs too?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# probably
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *checks*
yes, yes he is.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# get him
with two bathrooms
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# HAhahahahhaa
Sexy tanned Hitler.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# bigger
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Ow my internets that extra 6Kb really hurts!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# nooooooon!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# i found this....
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Dun you seen this?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# holy shit that was awesome
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# 'kin brilliant!
...and I promise myself there will be another occasion when I can use the phrase 'petrol-driven wand of pwn'!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# the kids
are travelling with mark twain.. i forget the name of the program.. but it really is not banned as you tube seems to think.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# i didn't think it would be. i need to see the rest though
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# i think it's deleted but i believe in the power of the torrent.
also.. have yourself some baby snakes. now there's some mental animation.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVqlQWNJblM&feature=related
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# thought michael should get in on the act
(, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)