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# All the chefs I know have massive guts, are alcoholics and love eating.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# you should never trust a thin chef.

EDIT mmmnnnnng sorry Joliet. Read the whole thread before posting flippant remark.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Thus the circle is complete
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I don't like circles. They remind me of SNAKES :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Simba you have deliberately disobeyed me
there will be no one to stop us this time...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I therefore summise
that they are old and have been a chef for a long time / came to it late...

all the chefs I know are slim and hyper and can hoover up more coke in a week than the entire Blue Peter 'team'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# and now for something completely different
I'm going to bed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# OH NO YOU'RE AREN'T!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# don't forget to cry while you wank yourself to sleep
/bedtime routine
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# yeah will do
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)