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[challenge entry] Imagine the prices

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(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# YES!!!
First click o' tha day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# clearly you know the truth
and so must be stopped at all costs... for the good of the economy we don't have any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Aren't they all?
Gotta love 'em though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# you really really don't
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# What's wrong with chefs?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# nothing - I like chefs
I don't like the little chef chain of roadside cafes..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# They just look like places where bad stuff happens.
Why would anyone WANT to go in?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Never trust a skinny chef
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Yeah!
They might have aids.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# good advice
until you consider that almost EVERY chef is a speed and/or coke fiend... and so doesn't eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# All the chefs I know have massive guts, are alcoholics and love eating.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# you should never trust a thin chef.

EDIT mmmnnnnng sorry Joliet. Read the whole thread before posting flippant remark.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Thus the circle is complete
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I don't like circles. They remind me of SNAKES :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Simba you have deliberately disobeyed me
there will be no one to stop us this time...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I therefore summise
that they are old and have been a chef for a long time / came to it late...

all the chefs I know are slim and hyper and can hoover up more coke in a week than the entire Blue Peter 'team'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# and now for something completely different
I'm going to bed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# OH NO YOU'RE AREN'T!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# don't forget to cry while you wank yourself to sleep
/bedtime routine
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# yeah will do
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Balls.
Never trust a fat one, take up too much space in too small an area and usually lazy shites to boot.
/skinny, non-cokefiend (yet) chef blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK DELETED A BIG CHUNK OF THREAD!?!?!?!
I was having a nice chit chat in that :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
When I find out who I'm going to IGNORE THEIR FACES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I AM GOING TO RAPE THEIR SISTERS...
WITH COLD CUCUMBER!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# ^ What she said

* Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# CUNT BUBBLES
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# BEFORE YOU GO YOU MUST FIND OUT WHO DID IT SO WE CAN LAUNCH AN OFFENSIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# WHY DON'T YOU?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# BECAUSE I'M A WASTE OF SPACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# IT ALL STARTED WITH RACIST!
WAS IT THAT YAMMATIAI?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Well, it was him or Lord S. I'LL IGNORE THEM BOTH!
I'LL FUCKING IGNORE ME TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I did that once it's kinda cook
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I'll do it for a week or something soon. Just for laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# this cock?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=23692
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# charming
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# haha!~
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# the murderer is in this room...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# shut up murderer!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *murders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# YOOOOOOOOU.
*throws this in as it's the only thing I have with someone pointing*


(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# How can we find out?

* I want to spend hours trying to find them, just so I can ignore them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# will it show up in your history of posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# *Looks


Nope, can't see it there!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# ARSE JAM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)