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# woo yay
tj: I need to put something into a card for a friend who's going on maternity leave, what should I write?

EDIT - that's everyone for all the typically b3tan advice -- you'll be happy to know I went with something about how shit modern children's TV is and how I have a DVD of bagpuss if she needs it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
#
another little baby girl/boy
another new life starts
i hope it's not too painful
trying to squeeze it through your parts
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# fantastic
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# "Most car accidents occur within 3 miles of home"
sorry: "tj: I need to put something into a car for a friend who's going on maternity leave, what should I write?"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# towels
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# you should have used this
Draw a condom
and now you need these
Draw a nappy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# OR half a year off for a shag 9 months ago
it's a bloody outrage. I resent paying your wages, breeder.

Sincerely

Prof
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# this was very tempting.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# heh
i fully intend to take full advantage of all avaliable time off, benefits etc when we get round to spawning
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Name this one "Xerxes" and we'll have no trouble here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Roses Are Red
Violets are Blue
While pushing down hard
Expect lots of poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# YES
ning
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)