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# tell her to wax her muff then
no more beard issue problems
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I did think about it
I have dropped a hint or two. after that she started saying she quite liked the beard, so I guess she's quite attached to her muff hair
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Don't get your beard tangled with it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# YAY
and get her to do it bit by bit and post photos of the different styles here
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Fuck yeah! - start a book
Minge topiary of the B3TA fanny gardens.
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# it's a winner alright
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I had a truly dirty ex
who used to let me mow her lady garden for her

I used to get quite crative with the patterns I'd do. I think minge topiary is a valid art form, lets do it.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Good plan.
Can we plant seeds in the garden too?
...
Er.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# she'd had her giblets taken out at some stage earlier
so no seeds would grow.

which was both nice and not nice.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# D:/:D
One wonders why, but if you don't feel like disclosing that information that's more than understandable.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Me?? Not talk about sex??? pfft
nice because you could do her bareback and there was no rag week to worry about

not-nice because it meant no kids... ever.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
# alas she is a bit too christian for that
pity, I could do my poobs for you if you like?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# it's a winner alright.
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# is it a winner then nipple?
a winner is it??
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# yup
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# thats good to know
fankoo ;)
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)