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# Things not to say to your geek of a boyfriend if you want him to shave off his lamb chops
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I had those
then a "Friend" called them bugger grips. I had a shave soon after.
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha
is this on urban dictionary, it's a good phrase :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Shaving is a chore I shall not participate in. WOOT TO YAH, DAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# You have shaved in the past though, right?
Because bum-fluff beards are not cool D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Oh, I do shave. Just not often. Once a month is fine.
Edit: Also, I'm not 16 ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# haha pooby bum fluff beards suck
some old guy I used to work with when i was a youngster would ask "didn't the cat lick it off this morning then?" if we forgot to shave. I never worked out what he meant but I still laughed
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Talking about the cum drip you had left hanging off your ear.
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I was saving that
for you
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# No fanks
I only like old geezer Jizz - the taste of life and near death in every gulp!
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hope you don't sport a beard
that stuff will get in it and it's a sod if you let it dry
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I have a bit of a beard issue with my GF
if I do have to shave it i'll do it bit by bit and post photos of the different styles here
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# tell her to wax her muff then
no more beard issue problems
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I did think about it
I have dropped a hint or two. after that she started saying she quite liked the beard, so I guess she's quite attached to her muff hair
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Don't get your beard tangled with it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# YAY
and get her to do it bit by bit and post photos of the different styles here
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Fuck yeah! - start a book
Minge topiary of the B3TA fanny gardens.
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# it's a winner alright
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I had a truly dirty ex
who used to let me mow her lady garden for her

I used to get quite crative with the patterns I'd do. I think minge topiary is a valid art form, lets do it.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Good plan.
Can we plant seeds in the garden too?
...
Er.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# she'd had her giblets taken out at some stage earlier
so no seeds would grow.

which was both nice and not nice.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# D:/:D
One wonders why, but if you don't feel like disclosing that information that's more than understandable.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Me?? Not talk about sex??? pfft
nice because you could do her bareback and there was no rag week to worry about

not-nice because it meant no kids... ever.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
# alas she is a bit too christian for that
pity, I could do my poobs for you if you like?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# it's a winner alright.
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# is it a winner then nipple?
a winner is it??
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# yup
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# thats good to know
fankoo ;)
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
# that is the traditional way for a man to shave off his beard
anyone who does it without photos is a fool
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# ^this
and keep the moustache for last
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Bring back the lamb chops look!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)
# doing it!
(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *high fives*
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Woo and yay
beards and black holes == futuristic fun time!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# i have them to just below my ear
they make me look all studly.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I've extended mine after being away for a week without a razor
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# this?
Ace :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hehehe
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)