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# Me too, except it would be depressingly empty.

Well apart from well he knows who he is, and I tried it and I was sore for weeks afterwards.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# you know i'd write you poems.
but not before we're married.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Yeah, but they'd all be written in your own blood so I can't be having that.
I DEMAND ROMANTIC ODES!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# His name is Jeru
He's not from Peru
Mr Pineapple is there at present
Jeru smells like a pheasant.
One that's been hanging for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I am a poet
And I was not aware of this fact until presently
And upon that time
I conducted a rhyme.
See! I was going somewhere with this!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Pooft.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# yes
There once was a horse
that went around a course
then it died
and I ate it
with onions.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Nom nom nom!
I finished it for you :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# you've seen to my horse!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# His name is Jeru
and he smells of dog poo
His jokes are quite wry
Coz he nicks them from Fry!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)