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# does that mean
you're supposed to punch him in the nose if he tries to attack you?

or do you distract him with Welsh?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I was going to stick my thumbs in his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# He likes that
it angers and arouses him so much his floppy old penis almost gets a twitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Yes, that's right
but it's best to keep still and try not to bleed so much

*clutches bellend*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I'll get the soldering iron
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# it's the only reason he hasn't fucked me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# That's what you get for looking like a woman.
Well...a Scottish woman anyway...
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# where do you get your material?
could you write my jokes for me?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'd be happy to oblidge.
But you'd have to learn how to read first.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# well when you go to Scotland, and when you've slept with a woman
then I'll use your material. I prefer my jokes to be based on knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Ahhh so that's why you've got so many nonce jokes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# what?
I have no idea what you go on about little man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)