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# lois is less hot in your world
still woo though


i have an odd thing for lois
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# is lois more how in your world?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# it's not odd.
I once tried to have a wank about lois. Perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Just tried?
That suggests you failed! Are you some kind of sex pest?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# no, not at all
I just think after a while it didn't work anymore. Underwear only gets me so far. I need nakeds.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# As do I young man,
As do I :D

How do tonight young Bedlam?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# tired, tired, tired, tired , tired and missing the ladywoman a lot
but i'll abide, yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# The dude always abides.
Not so bad. I've spent the evening drinking beer and curry after a stressful day of hospitals and shizznang. I finished Snuff Fiction by Robert Rankin though and started Brief History of Time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# snuff fiction is a great book
have you read Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls? that my favourite of his. Waiting for Godalming is good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# No,
I wanna read both of them but my library is shit!

They spent 12 million pounds on the new centre which includes the library and spent next to none of that on books. Oh, apart from a new fucking triple library shelf section of fucking Mills and Boon romance! CUNTS!

What makes it worse is that the last couple of books I have gone in there to get specifically they havent had! They arent even rare books! I wanted fucking Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman and Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas.....

Fuking Cunts!

/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)
# dude if you're retired at 23 you can go out and buy some damn books :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
We have discussed this before!

I am not retired! One can not retire at 23 respectably! I am just waiting for the right proposition to come along. But yes, you make a point. I just begrudge the waste that councils make.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# gb2rule34.paheal.net
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# stop talking like you faggoted a faggot out of your arse and ate it and talked with your mouth full of arsefaggot
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)
# FAIL!
;)

Is it wrong that I am pretty sure what that was going to be though?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i haven't checked this but i have some idea where we're going here
rule 34?

i have some standards
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# you want sexy lois but your standards prevent you from getting sexy lois
you're in conflict
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# *tears down the middle*
*fights*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# It's the voice isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i think so...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)