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heh, you are the drunks.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:54, archived)

When all this was fields

See, back in my day, you got drunk, you crawled home, you slept it off.

Now, you have to video-cast it on youspace...and be 'pwn3d' for life, whatever that means.

Apols, anyway. You know when you have an idea? When you're a bit...under the influence...and then...you start it...and it takes ages, of course...and then you post it...and then you wake up and realise you were such a complete cock?

That.

Good morning me, you're a cock.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:58, archived)

i don't drink much alcohol, partly because it generally makes people (more) stupid.

and i used to be a barman. and, both parents were addicts.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:03, archived)

That's quite a set of reasons.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)

ALSO IT MAKES YOU FUCKING FAT AND STINKY AND ABORTS CHRISTIAN BABBIES FOR MILES AROUND AND SCARES ALIENS.

FUCKING FUCK ALCOHOL UP ITS FUCKING POOPHOLE.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

Wonder what happens

if I ignore myself?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)

you see the board as normal and can reply to people, start threads and so on

but when the page reloads, you can't see your posts and other people's replies to them. You can then just un-ignore yourself as normal.
/experimental FACT

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:14, archived)

Cripes,

is there nothing in this world that hasn't bindun?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)

No one has shoved a cucumber up my arse

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:17, archived)

Really!?

You haven't lived! ;)

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..wil, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:21, archived)

it's depressing isn't it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:24, archived)

they just told you it wasn't a cucumber.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

pwned, pwn3d, powned, pwnt and other spelling variants

are equivalent to owned. Which usually means totally dominated. For life just means no one forgets. For example: SockCooker gets drunk and ends up peeing himself whilst trying to shag a very overweight lady in the belly button. I, being sensible, have recorded this on video. and subsequently post this hilarity for all to see on the internet. That humiliation pwns you and seeing as no-one will forget it it will be for life. Normally people don't record themselves doing this and post it on myspace/youtube. If they do record it they place it on youporn and ask you to rate their cock.
This has been a public service announcement by:

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:21, archived)

You promised...

...you'd burn that tape

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)

as soon as the cheque arrives.

you know the deal.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:30, archived)

The usual - 3rd cubicle from the left?

Used notes?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:32, archived)

yep

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:34, archived)

She was just

big boned

some girls are bigger than others

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:51, archived)

there's big boned and then theres 40stone blubber

I actually like what may be termed large. But my limit would be sortof Dawn French proportions.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:04, archived)

It was dark

and she wore a flatteringly striped miniskirt

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:09, archived)

well I have to admit. I would too, I've got nothing else

*runs off to the crying corner*
*evicts hexy from crying corner*
*crys*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)

I've never been to bed with an ugly woman

but I've woken up with quite a few

Macc Lads

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:14, archived)

I've never been to bed with a~~n ugly~~ woman

it's the fact that all the arseholes I know have that I find really depressing. I think I'll go draw some tentacle rape pictures...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:16, archived)

Stick with cakes

Far more reliable

I have to go now; it's 7:30 in your motherland;

Cheers; it's been, err...fair dinkum cobber.

Nite

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:24, archived)

see ya mate, avagoodun.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:27, archived)

Jolly good

Toodle pip

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:32, archived)