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# ok, ummm
KEBAB: BEDLAM YOU ARSEHOLE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEALING MY GROG?!?!?!?

TO'B: I SAY!! Such accusations are almost not worthy of my highbrow response! However, lest my reputaion be sullied, I must vigorously protest against these wild accusations!!

KEBAB: AH FUCK OFF AY!!! DON'T COME THE BLOODY RAW PRAWN!!! YOU'RE HOLDING A BLOODY TINNY OF FOSTERS FOR CHRIST SAKE, SO DON'T PISS ON MY HEAD AND TRY AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!!!
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)
# you have such a wonderfully colourful language
tell me, do you actually say "point percy at the porcelin" 'down under'?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:33, archived)
# yeah, same as splash the boots, water horses etc.
I think (if you've seen the famous bit out of Barry MacKenzie) they used two phrases out of context, namely "strain the spuds" and "shake hands with the wife's best friend" used to mean piss when I'd interpret them as wank
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)
# I love that last one.
"Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining."
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)
# get with the best slang phrases around:
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)