
KEBAB: BEDLAM YOU ARSEHOLE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEALING MY GROG?!?!?!?
TO'B: I SAY!! Such accusations are almost not worthy of my highbrow response! However, lest my reputaion be sullied, I must vigorously protest against these wild accusations!!
KEBAB: AH FUCK OFF AY!!! DON'T COME THE BLOODY RAW PRAWN!!! YOU'RE HOLDING A BLOODY TINNY OF FOSTERS FOR CHRIST SAKE, SO DON'T PISS ON MY HEAD AND TRY AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!!!
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TO'B: I SAY!! Such accusations are almost not worthy of my highbrow response! However, lest my reputaion be sullied, I must vigorously protest against these wild accusations!!
KEBAB: AH FUCK OFF AY!!! DON'T COME THE BLOODY RAW PRAWN!!! YOU'RE HOLDING A BLOODY TINNY OF FOSTERS FOR CHRIST SAKE, SO DON'T PISS ON MY HEAD AND TRY AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!!!

tell me, do you actually say "point percy at the porcelin" 'down under'?
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I think (if you've seen the famous bit out of Barry MacKenzie) they used two phrases out of context, namely "strain the spuds" and "shake hands with the wife's best friend" used to mean piss when I'd interpret them as wank
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"Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining."
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www.aussieslang.com/slang/australian-slang-a.asp
Knock yourself out.
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Knock yourself out.