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# YOU'LL LOVE IT. NOW AVAILABLE WITH DOUBLE AIDS DIP AND RICKETS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:08, archived)
# I read every single word of this, knowing Tahkcalb's stuff is always good and often subtle.
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:16, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!!
And you laughed... more than once I'll bet.
I wouldn't cheat anyone that way. thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:19, archived)
# And now
I'm even more worried about the goats.

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Outstanding.
The all-steel construction would also make this type of goat compatible with shitty, fucking magnets.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:21, archived)
# Have had the source on file for ages.
Just waiting for the right moment.

MARKETING IS ALL ABOUT THE TIMING.
ALSO
Electric stirrups
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:24, archived)
# camel body version for me, please.
and extra supple lips, if you can manage it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 6:25, archived)
# Are you sure a hippo model might not be more comfortable.
[cue SouthPark Chinpokomon advert]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 6:41, archived)
# FUCK COMFORT. I WANT BRISTLESEX.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:08, archived)