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# Chuffing nora!


I'm not sure if I'm proud, ashamed, or a little of both.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:24, archived)
# woo!
this is full of glee
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:28, archived)
# :D
Thanks! I was full of glee while making it.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Yay for long term insanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:28, archived)
# I prefer to think of it as "differently sane".
Also, hoorah for ducks!

I'm a bit worried about the goats, though.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:35, archived)
# YOU'LL LOVE IT. NOW AVAILABLE WITH DOUBLE AIDS DIP AND RICKETS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:08, archived)
# I read every single word of this, knowing Tahkcalb's stuff is always good and often subtle.
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:16, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!!
And you laughed... more than once I'll bet.
I wouldn't cheat anyone that way. thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:19, archived)
# And now
I'm even more worried about the goats.

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Outstanding.
The all-steel construction would also make this type of goat compatible with shitty, fucking magnets.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:21, archived)
# Have had the source on file for ages.
Just waiting for the right moment.

MARKETING IS ALL ABOUT THE TIMING.
ALSO
Electric stirrups
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:24, archived)
# camel body version for me, please.
and extra supple lips, if you can manage it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 6:25, archived)
# Are you sure a hippo model might not be more comfortable.
[cue SouthPark Chinpokomon advert]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 6:41, archived)
# FUCK COMFORT. I WANT BRISTLESEX.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:08, archived)
# I would - bugger - teh fear?
Happy b3taday.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:29, archived)
# you bastard, you'll give them crabs as well.
*itches*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:44, archived)
# o.0
As if Teh Fear wasn't horrible enough, now you've given them crabs.

Bad man!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:49, archived)
# I am sad that I'll never be able to visit the kowloon walled city.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)
# ...
I'm not sure what that is, but I think I like the sound of it.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:38, archived)
# i, too, would bugger the fear.
happy b3taday. bum 4 water melon!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Alas, the fear can never be buggered at all.
Bum 4 watermelon to you too, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:41, archived)
# Have a lit up b6taday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:41, archived)
# Cor!
That's quite lovely is that. I like the way his head and the candles are nodding. It's like he's saying "alright, candle chaps?" and they're saying "yeah, all burning and stuff. Life is ace. And warm".
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:43, archived)
# Yes . . . yes it is . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Heh!
This one inexplicably reminds me of my mum and dad, when my mum is yammering on about something someone at work heard their friend say about some mutual friend's brother's girlfriend's dog's hair and my dad is just nodding, and rolling his eyes when he thinks she isn't looking.

/over imagination
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:53, archived)
# Yes . . . some secrets the eyes can't tell . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:59, archived)
# This one
Gives me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:02, archived)
# Too many strange books . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:08, archived)
# dux
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:41, archived)
# er...
What?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:53, archived)
# tuna, I reckon.
Blame Dr When. He's posting under a psoodonomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:56, archived)
#

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYxrdrzmuUw
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Of course.
That explains everything.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:01, archived)
# garf - shadow tome zzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:04, archived)
# Now I feel like I'm falling . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:11, archived)
# puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUSshhhh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJDfV_Q5Zlo

beds byes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Buckethead am awesome.
Yay for buckets on heads!
(Vega31, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:41, archived)
# More, please. Yr on a roll.
Some of us happen to enjoy fishing triumph photos.
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:06, archived)
# xxxxxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxxxxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:10, archived)
# if he weren't a fish-murderer i'd fuck him in half.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:12, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:16, archived)
# Angler Fish next,
please?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:11, archived)
# well done sir
good work
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:43, archived)
# Madam!
And thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:44, archived)
# You will be here forever now
Woooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:16, archived)
# I'm not sure what that is
but I'm slightly aroused.

Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:18, archived)
# I don't really remember how it came about
but I think it was a randomly selected search term in Google Images, and I put this together from some of the first results.
I do remember that when I'd made it I thought the guy in the middle was hysterically funny. I can't really see why now :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:27, archived)
# which one is you and which is evil_twin?
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:43, archived)
# you are fucking crazy!! get out get out while you still can!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:18, archived)
# surely that's a contradiction?
If I'm already fucking crazy, why one earth would I want to get out?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:20, archived)
# So you can infect others with your crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:23, archived)
# catch22
*whistles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Woo
Six years, eh?

Blimey, you must've seen a few badly drawn cocks in your day.

Congrats, happy bidet.

Top lurkage too, judging from your no of posts.

I love the collage thingy.

Do tell - what's your favorite b3ta moment?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Yay, that's ace
congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:49, archived)