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# JOKE: WHAT DO YOU CALL A CUNT WHO TYPES A CRAP JOKE IN CAPITALS AS A NEW THREAD ON A FUCKING FORUM BOARD FOR CREATIVE GRAPHICS?
Answer not given, as NSFW.

But it rhymes with 'Berkley Hunt', I expect.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:04, archived)
# IS IT SMIRKLY YUNT?????!???1
I BET IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:05, archived)
# Correct sir,
But you forgot to claim your five pounds.

BTW, is posting bears legal?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:07, archived)
# I'VE GOT FIVE POUNDS SWINGING IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW.
LEGALITY IS IRRELEVANT. LAWS ARE MADE BY CORPORATIONS I HATE AND FAT SMIRKY WHITE MEN WHO SHOULD BE RIPPED IN HALF SLOWLY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:10, archived)
# Gah, fuck it, I hate iot when this happens;
I read something, get some crazy fucked up idea in my head, and then spend ages making a stupid picture that nobody will ever care about, and very few will ever see.

This one might have been something like Paddington bear stuffed in an envelope, possibly involving postman pat.

But I am holding back on crap punnage shopping.

Christ, what am I saying...surely b3ta would die if creative talent twats were not allowed to spam their innermost demons?

Or not.

*NURSE*
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:17, archived)
# the best puns are pure crap.
mr. a drew me a while back, the pic is in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)
# There should be a new board for this...
...where we each describe a picture we would make, without even opening Photoshop.

It'd be called "The Describe Board" or something similar.

Fuck it, I reckon we should all jump over the fence to /talk and do this one night - WHO'S WITH ME???
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:16, archived)
# WOO YEAH!
Sorry I msssed this; let's go
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:43, archived)
# lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:21, archived)
# IT WOULD ONLY BE A POUND AND A HALF BUT I HAVE NUT INFECTIONS AND THE PUS IS MIGHTY HEAVY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:31, archived)
# HE'S STILL AHEAD BY AT LEAST 120 OR SO.
LAST FEW ROUNDS OF BULK CHARACTER DRAWING
POSTS COULD KEEP HIM IN SLACK FOR YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Yeah, this board is all about the creative graphics!
Creative graphics coming out of its arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:39, archived)