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# what would you prefer,
that all of your friends will fuck your mother, and everybody will know and laugh at you

OR

that you will fuck your mother, but no one will know.. it will be your secret.

you got to choose between the two! you don't have any other options
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:08, archived)
# all my friends can fuck both my parents all they want.
now answer my question.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:11, archived)
# i would be on the front page of youtube
fucking just about anything.

probably get spotted by someone who will offer me money to do weird stuff and i'll be rich an famous.

probably die from AIDS a bit later.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:17, archived)
# i'll give you a doubloon if you kill all my enemies with your deathbloods.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:21, archived)
# i'm up for it.
can i have a little bag of mayo with that?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:25, archived)
# mayonnaise is not possible unless you squeeze it from the cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)
# no mayo, no playo!
*makes rap moves*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:47, archived)
# ...I think I would go for the first
seeing as they well be so scared by the experience they'd never shag again.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:13, archived)