I'm just going to TJ and tell everyone about the lully breakkie I just had.Two organic double yolker eggs with soldiers and a pint of freshy squeezed orange juice (of the freshly squeezed variety, not of the normal orange juice, put in a bottle with freshly squeezed written on it, put in a lorry, sent to a supermarket store room, then eventually put and the shelf for four times the price of an identical juice with out frshly squeezed written on it).
It was yummy:D
(It was yummy:D
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:16,
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I'll match your TJ and raise you a pea roast.(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:18,
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I'll match your pea and raise you the fact that that has two humps and therfore is a dromedary not a camel!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:22,
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:Pimages.google.com/images?hl=en&q=two%20humped%20camel&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
I live in Israel.. don't teach me what camels are!
+ I smoke Camel fags.. but that camel has only one hump - true
(I live in Israel.. don't teach me what camels are!
+ I smoke Camel fags.. but that camel has only one hump - true
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:23,
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No make me.Camels are even-toed ungulates within the genus Camelus. The dromedary, one-humped or Arabian camel has a single hump, and the Bactrian camel has two humps. They are native to the dry desert areas of western Asia, and central and east Asia, respectively.
The average life expectancy of a camel is forty to fifty years. The term camel is also used more broadly to describe any of the six camellike creatures in the family Camelidae: the two true camels, and the four South American camelids, the llama, alpaca, guanaco, and vicuña.
A fully-grown adult camel stands 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) at the shoulder and 2.15 m (7 ft 1 in) at the hump. The hump rises about thirty inches (75 cm) out of its body. Camels can run up to 65 km/h (40 mph) in short bursts and sustain speeds of up to 40 km/h (25 mph).
Fossil evidence indicates that the ancestors of modern camels evolved in North America during the Palaeogene period, and later spread to Asia. Humans first domesticated camels before 2000 BC [1][2]. The dromedary and the Bactrian camel are both still used for milk, meat, and as beasts of burden—the dromedary in western Asia, and the Bactrian camel further to the north and east in central Asia.
(The average life expectancy of a camel is forty to fifty years. The term camel is also used more broadly to describe any of the six camellike creatures in the family Camelidae: the two true camels, and the four South American camelids, the llama, alpaca, guanaco, and vicuña.
A fully-grown adult camel stands 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) at the shoulder and 2.15 m (7 ft 1 in) at the hump. The hump rises about thirty inches (75 cm) out of its body. Camels can run up to 65 km/h (40 mph) in short bursts and sustain speeds of up to 40 km/h (25 mph).
Fossil evidence indicates that the ancestors of modern camels evolved in North America during the Palaeogene period, and later spread to Asia. Humans first domesticated camels before 2000 BC [1][2]. The dromedary and the Bactrian camel are both still used for milk, meat, and as beasts of burden—the dromedary in western Asia, and the Bactrian camel further to the north and east in central Asia.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:26,
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wtf? you have just contradicted your previous (semi gibberish statement)!I'll match your pea and raise you the fact that that has two humps and therfore is a dromedary not a camel!
Maybe it's had hump just grow?
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:28,
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Maybe it's had hump just grow?
Or the second was a weird camel boner. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:29,
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Hahahaha - is that still going??Maybe my memory had just grow?
PRANK TIEM!!!
/talk is empty - there's no fecker on there! Let's jump over and post threads saying "All Talk Boarders Are Twats", thus inciting an inter-board war!
Anyone interested? :)
(PRANK TIEM!!!
/talk is empty - there's no fecker on there! Let's jump over and post threads saying "All Talk Boarders Are Twats", thus inciting an inter-board war!
Anyone interested? :)
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:31,
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nah sorry I refuse to post on /talk, they frighten mejust post a picture on /talk
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:33,
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May I just leqp in here, since I am technically a talk boarder, and say "no, fuck off, stick to your stupid pictures board" :)
hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:55,
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no!!!piss orf with your controversial unwanted opinions.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:57,
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^ this+ ning gstq :)
how are you?
(how are you?
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:59,
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'ning yourselfjust dandy and officially brilliant, i won medals and stuff to prove it.
www.freakingnews.com/Bird-Feeding-Pictures--2024.asp
i'm clearly wasted on you lot.
(www.freakingnews.com/Bird-Feeding-Pictures--2024.asp
i'm clearly wasted on you lot.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:02,
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it was as nice as i could make itdon't tell them but i think this is a better board, don't tell rob either he'll get all gloaty
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:12,
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there's nothing worse than a ginger with something to gloat about :)the only place for better shops is w1k. NOTHING TO SEE HERE
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:16,
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yeh, but we don't talk about that place god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:19,
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hahahahaha!that's more like it, it's very serious over there, although i did notice an image that appeared over here the other week, get a quick rework and reposting in another challenge i entered, i only got 5th in that one.
god help me i've become competitive for the first time in my life.
(god help me i've become competitive for the first time in my life.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:18,
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hehebut i don't know.. it's much more fun to post where people can take your image and cdc it to unrecognition..
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:22,
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Is the duck shooting lasers at the man,or is the man shooting lasers at the duck?
(
SpoonMeiser,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:28,
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it's up for you to decide My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:29,
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yes!:)
edit: "All Talk Boarders Are Twats" eh?
"inciting an inter-board war!" eh?
(edit: "All Talk Boarders Are Twats" eh?
"inciting an inter-board war!" eh?
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:33,
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Hehe - no-one responded for AAAAAAAAAAGES!So then I back here with my news of /talk emptiness and a japery idea...
( kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:42,
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to save whatever left of your terrorising dignity?:D
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:44,
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I have no dignity -gave it up years ago! :D
And I didn't post an image - after I clicked 'Reply' this came up:
It's as if it KNEW!! *shocked*
(And I didn't post an image - after I clicked 'Reply' this came up:
It's as if it KNEW!! *shocked*
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:50,
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sorry, i told on you :P*giggles*
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:52,
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It's disallowed.It's fucking weird listening to you people talking about /talk in this way. After all, I see it as my home.
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:57,
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why did you leave homeat sunday morning?
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:00,
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why can't we disallow non picture threads on /board then?save us from the twat spammers and drunken ttsstatsr
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:01,
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I thought they knew that anyway. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:05,
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you won a roadtrip to Wikipedia!"...the Bactrian camel has two humps..."
^ this means that a two humped camel, is definitely a camel. therefore, i was right. therefore, i must win a little barbie doll.
thank you
(^ this means that a two humped camel, is definitely a camel. therefore, i was right. therefore, i must win a little barbie doll.
thank you
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:29,
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No you're wrongAs I must be correct due to being perfect in every way.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:30,
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well, you have a point there.but i don't want to loose :(
come on, throw me a bone
(come on, throw me a bone
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:32,
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Do you like camels?One of my mates is from Afghanistan, he doesn't have a good word to say about them
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:26,
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www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovecamels riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:27,
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i even clicked this!i wanted to believe this is a true link so bad :(
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:30,
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WTHAYBOA?dromedary = one hump
100% of FACT
ningles ghosty ;)
(100% of FACT
ningles ghosty ;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:50,
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:)i'm gunna get the arse for posting those links aren't i?
A couple of those ones look delicious though...
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:31,
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A couple of those ones look delicious though...
Are you having sex with that site? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:27,
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there was a wikihow on how to have sex that got deletedthe best line was
"sex when married is more enjoyable because you don't have to worry about your parents finding out."
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:30,
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"sex when married is more enjoyable because you don't have to worry about your parents finding out."
it is enjoyable because it is one of the rare occasions where you are actually getting some.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:56,
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no idea what soldiers are but the rest sounds good.i juiced apples (drank all that) and pomegranates yesterday. the pom juice is great but bloody intense.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:20,
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You what?Boiled egg and soldiers? Strips of bread you put in your boiled egg!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:23,
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what a weird name. who came up with it? postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:33,
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what would you rather do?have someone shove a garlic shoot up your cock in the privacy of your home or be on the front page of youtube fucking a tub of margarine?
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:56,
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Yuck! Margarine is devil pus. BUTTER!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:01,
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i just checked my plants: i have hot peppers starting to pop up on the plants.margarine is great if you have nothing else to smear on your enemies before you kick them into the gutter.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:10,
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Hail, shitty spring, and bugs have done wonders for my balcony garden.A few straggly bits hanging on for dear life
now that the heat is here. Catmint is holding,
some furry purple bits. No glory flowers yet.
(now that the heat is here. Catmint is holding,
some furry purple bits. No glory flowers yet.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:13,
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that's too bad.i planted thistles and chamomile and ivy today, have tons of herbs on the go (and tomatoes and peppers and flowers, of course).
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:15,
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I had some cheap bulbs of orange lilly that hada few bits of colour, other than this light green. They
flowered once and went to bulb mode in 2 weeks.
(flowered once and went to bulb mode in 2 weeks.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:17,
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bah. i love lillies but no can grow them on my patio.we do have a ton of morning glories and cosmos though. oh, and i potted up some buttercups that i found that were about to be eaten by a lawnmower in the graveyard.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:24,
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lillies are easy to grow in a pot.watch out for lilly beetle though, it's bright red and makes a brilliant squeaking noise just before it gets squashed between your finger and thumb, the poo it's grub produces isn't nice but that gets washed off when you chuck them in the pond to feed the fish.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:52,
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it's not that - the raccoons here love lillies for some reason.we've tried growing them and the raccoons just eat them.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:59,
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raccoons, eh?bit more of a problem than a beetle, and a bit trickier to squash i warrant, although they are cute and make fine hats i'm told.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:05,
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cute as hell, true.i'm not a squasher of anything, so i let them be. the thistles i planted to deter them some (and they seem to be working), and the hot pepper plants annoy them too.
bedtime, see you all later.
(bedtime, see you all later.
postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:25,
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what would you prefer,that all of your friends will fuck your mother, and everybody will know and laugh at you
OR
that you will fuck your mother, but no one will know.. it will be your secret.
you got to choose between the two! you don't have any other options
(OR
that you will fuck your mother, but no one will know.. it will be your secret.
you got to choose between the two! you don't have any other options
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:08,
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all my friends can fuck both my parents all they want.now answer my question.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:11,
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i would be on the front page of youtubefucking just about anything.
probably get spotted by someone who will offer me money to do weird stuff and i'll be rich an famous.
probably die from AIDS a bit later.
(probably get spotted by someone who will offer me money to do weird stuff and i'll be rich an famous.
probably die from AIDS a bit later.
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:17,
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i'll give you a doubloon if you kill all my enemies with your deathbloods. postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:21,
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i'm up for it.can i have a little bag of mayo with that?
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:25,
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mayonnaise is not possible unless you squeeze it from the cakes. postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:34,
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no mayo, no playo!*makes rap moves*
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:47,
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...I think I would go for the firstseeing as they well be so scared by the experience they'd never shag again.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:13,
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YOUR IMAGE IS TOO SMALL IT DOESN'T FIT MY SCREEN RESOLUTION
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:57,
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THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! RUN! postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:03,
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