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# you are 5ft 2inches
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# actually i'm 5'11 but i've got short legs - 29"
i'm 6 foot tall with my spikey head and my shoes on :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Can you bend over without bending your knees and get the palms of your hands flat on the floor?
My mother can, and it disturbs me.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# <strikethrough gag>
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# yes
and i'm a fat bloke!
I shant ask why your bending your mother over...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Look, look, he's a freak! Look everyone, he's a freak!

Weirdo.


Where I come from Mother Bending is a sport for gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# oh yea...
i got double jointed thumbs too!
sometimes my shoulder dislocates too, but that hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I can't even get my hands to by feet D:
I have long legs =/ Which is good my karate instructor tells me - it means i can get lots of good kicks in
But then again I can't because I can't do half the leg stretches to get the good high kicks.
/life-story
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# you still should be able to strech...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You have to sit down
Grab your toes and lift up your feet while locking out your knees.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# maybe you have flid arms?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Boink
My mate once, while trying to chat up a girl who happened to mention she was a black belt, asked her (somewhat bizarrely) if she could kick him in the head. After she refused and walked off he foolishly accepted my offer to kick him in the head...and then complained when I did!

Honestly, some people.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)