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# 18,000.000 posts!

Click for NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# congrats!
it's milestone night or something
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# That's one for the wankbank. Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# strange looking elbows
congratus
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh
But you see, I KNEW that wasn't an arse before I even clicked it so there you didn't fool me at all

congratulovelyhairylegsulations!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# yeah
but you wished
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
#
yes. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# blimey you still nost posted your milestone?
sheesh whats it been like 5 months now?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# no
only a few weeks
8th of june. fuck, that's ridiculous.
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# because licktoyboy is all i keep reading when i see your alternatearted name
...LICKTOBOY!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# then i shall keep it jsut for you
*licks*
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# you are 5ft 2inches
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# actually i'm 5'11 but i've got short legs - 29"
i'm 6 foot tall with my spikey head and my shoes on :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Can you bend over without bending your knees and get the palms of your hands flat on the floor?
My mother can, and it disturbs me.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# <strikethrough gag>
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# yes
and i'm a fat bloke!
I shant ask why your bending your mother over...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Look, look, he's a freak! Look everyone, he's a freak!

Weirdo.


Where I come from Mother Bending is a sport for gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# oh yea...
i got double jointed thumbs too!
sometimes my shoulder dislocates too, but that hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I can't even get my hands to by feet D:
I have long legs =/ Which is good my karate instructor tells me - it means i can get lots of good kicks in
But then again I can't because I can't do half the leg stretches to get the good high kicks.
/life-story
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# you still should be able to strech...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You have to sit down
Grab your toes and lift up your feet while locking out your knees.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# maybe you have flid arms?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Boink
My mate once, while trying to chat up a girl who happened to mention she was a black belt, asked her (somewhat bizarrely) if she could kick him in the head. After she refused and walked off he foolishly accepted my offer to kick him in the head...and then complained when I did!

Honestly, some people.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Cor blimmeh!
Well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# huzzah :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Merry b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# PHWOAR!
I bet that tas...
Nevermind
Congratumalations :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# actually more like BEEF!
note the muscle wastage from lack of being able to bend my knee for 16 months, now I can cycle again my legs should be back to "normal" in about another 6 months (weather dependent)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# congrats fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# ta muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahahha
I clicked and laughed

ace geezer!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# cushdy!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# That's marvelous!
Congrats Skug!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)