Depends on whether you like-a de bolognese, I suppose.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:14,
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I'll tell you what I'm not keen on:cheap puppets advertising tomato and sugar sauce with crap sexual innuendo.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:16,
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Down with that sort of thing and indeed, careful now.RIGHT ciggie time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:16,
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scat? I would have thought blood sex references would have been easier with a tomato sauce
Right from the very first oneI have hated those ads with a borderline illogical hatred.
They're not even decent puppets, are patronising as fuck and seem to think that the general public are way too stupid to see when they are being openly manipulated to feel they're abnormal if they don't have a set 'Dolmio day'...and what's worse- apparently they are.
All adverts are some form of manipulation but at least most have the good grace to put a bit of effort in. The Dolmio ones are just offensive and stereotypical. There's not even such a thing as a (tomato) pasta sauce jar in Italy.
(They're not even decent puppets, are patronising as fuck and seem to think that the general public are way too stupid to see when they are being openly manipulated to feel they're abnormal if they don't have a set 'Dolmio day'...and what's worse- apparently they are.
All adverts are some form of manipulation but at least most have the good grace to put a bit of effort in. The Dolmio ones are just offensive and stereotypical. There's not even such a thing as a (tomato) pasta sauce jar in Italy.
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:23,
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^ all of thisthey wind me up something dreadful... angries up the blood so much I have to have a jug of sangria and a toot on my crack pipe just to calm down... aaahhhhhh
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:26,
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bolognese is a peice of piss to make, without dolmio:S
WHEN I WERE YOUNG I LEARNED TO COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the youf of today. I remember, fields, it was all fields and we had to walk 10 flaming miles through dust storms blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:16,
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WHEN I WERE YOUNG I LEARNED TO COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the youf of today. I remember, fields, it was all fields and we had to walk 10 flaming miles through dust storms blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Of course it fucking is (have you seen the size of me? Course I can cook)Dolmio day is to do with an ad campaign over here.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:17,
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I belive you are short, maybe with a large arse.that's about all I know...
oh tv adds...dolomio lost all credibility when it sacked actors in favour of puppets
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:19,
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oh tv adds...dolomio lost all credibility when it sacked actors in favour of puppets
Bolognese + Lionel Ritchie CD + bottle of mid priced red wine== sexy time!
no woman can resist!
(no woman can resist!
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:21,
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ok...so I march up to the next one and offer them this.I have all the necessary.
Except perhaps that I find spaghetti a tad difficult to eat...
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:30,
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Except perhaps that I find spaghetti a tad difficult to eat...
honestly - this has yet to fail for me... I suppose you have to put in some ground work first...
I bet if you put something on the internet saying 'food wine and sexy time' you'd get offers... maybe even from people who aren't homeless!
(I bet if you put something on the internet saying 'food wine and sexy time' you'd get offers... maybe even from people who aren't homeless!
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:35,
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and it tastes like shite....... if you make it with dolmio.
ning b3tans :)
(ning b3tans :)
oucheh I am have confused,
Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:43,
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