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# Thats all well and good,
but I do usually like living in London :)

They are horrendous! Youc an top them up online, however, you have to go to a tube station to activate it! Its an absolute fucking joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Come to the sticks, we've got cows and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# There is a farm down the road from me though
which has cows and sheepses and things. Also, there was a big puma thing spotted there last year too! Ah, best of both worlds ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Pfft.
*searches for more reasons*

erm....

we've got...


me.

There's me in the sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# but can you be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Suck it and see?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# And?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# no milk
but creamy nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Fantastic
can I trouble you for an endorsement?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I'll endorse the life out of you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# You'll try.
Bet you you break before I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# That's not your hand
and it's traditionally done by both sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Sold!
To the attractive lady in the corset!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I've just remembered also,
don;t you have ducks you can eat where you live? Where I am we're only allowed to look at them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I assume you can eat them
Although I haven't been down to the canal with my killing stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I was riding a horse on a farm this weekend
Bor-ring... I kept asking it to do something exciting, the most exciting thing it did was nearly fall asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You should have jumped off it like Frankie Dettori! That would have been exciting :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Cows AND sticks?
do you get up to a lot of cow poking?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I'm Cow Poker Extraordinaire 2006, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# oh
you're that Captain Wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
the idea of the Cow Poker championships delights me.

Daisy appears to be going all-in on a pair of 5s, and Mabel has ace-high, so to the flop...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *bangs hoof twice on the table*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# best thing is:
if you have a registered one and loose it, the only way you can transfer it to a new card is by first topping it up a new one at the station with at least £5, THEN calling up TfL to transfere the original balance.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)