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# I don't look at xtube for men wanking in toilets.
I look at xtube for women wanking in toilets and with vegetables. I like amateur porn. I feel less guilty about watching it, and it seems more genuine
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Aye, amateur is much better
less worrying fingernails, for a start. The first word I type into any porn search is public.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# public???
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Aye.
It's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# amateur yes public not so much
tbh i only really like females solos in porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I'm fickle as hell
when it comes to the act, but I've always loved public.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# i couldn't do that.
far too middle class.


19th century style romps in the wheat fields near me are fun though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# One day I will hold a dinner party
before a masked ball, and the table centrepiece shall be two women wrapped in black satin, writhing around with each other and some electric wands.

And if anyone laughs I get to put them in the iron maiden.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# its official.
i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# :D
Yes you may come to the ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *readies harlequin outfit*
you could be the next jesus de sade.

but with less kiddie porn
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# MUCH less.
My dad can scream that it's buggerin' time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# the first thing I search for is
Clandestine Scottish Ninja ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I've got lots of scottish porn
it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# och aye - ahm here tae fix yer phototcoppier; I heard it's shagged!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# och aye - fire right in aboot it
and then yer can fire right in aboot me!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# why the tears?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'm from a well known northern clan....(born in Aus though)
I've detailed my lack of a warm wet hole to dip my wick in plenty of times.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# crying about it isn't going to make a difference
join some sort of sporting group and you might get in on a gang rape or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I think the Bulldogs have have a stable team
although there's a vacancy down in St George...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# this is in danger of getting old soon
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# it already has
i've been pushing it for ages.

start seeing some of it as humour. becuase the :'( post was.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)