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# Once again I broke out the REAL LIFE PENS and REAL LIFE PAPER.
And then I drew Genesis.


Previously: KillerKitti
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# i hate real life pens and paper
but this is well done...so is kk
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I hate real life "pens" and "paper"

* I guess swapping the P of pens with the P of paper doesn't really make it funny does it?

* Heads off to the guillotine...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Well it is Bastille day!
LE CHOP CHOP!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I remember when all this was fields.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# you fuckin what?!?!?!
REAL PENS AND PAPER?!??!!?!!!?!?!? BLASPHEMER1!!!11!!

P.S. this is very woo.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I know, right! I didn't even open up MS Paint once!
*pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# you're sick!!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I SICKED IN MY TROUSERS. AND IT WAS WARM. AND PLEASING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# you dun drawded that?
that be right purdy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I drawed it with blotchy marker pens :)
Thank you, Smash. HOW ARE YOU THIS SUNNYWARMAFTERNOON?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# very, very hungry.
9 days till hospital time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Ohhh exciting! How long will they be taking you away from us?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# only about 3/4 days
but i may need bed rest when i get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Ow :(
They be stealing my Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# not just that
but they're making me go to hull :0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Oh gutted :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# i will be! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# what are they doing to you m'am?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# gastric bypass
i shall be a fatty no more!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# big brave step
very best of luck with it!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# when it's done
i will be able to get up the big brave steps without being out of breath :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# in time!
I've a friend who (i think) needs one. Be interested to hear how it goes. You'll be in our thoughts!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# *hugs*
it's a private hospital, so there is a chance that i may have computer access
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# fancy
wifitastic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# OH SHIT
NOT R-L STUFF.
I DID SOME DRAWING LAST NIGHT B3TA, I SHALL POST THE RESULTS LATER
BUT I NEED TO KNOW DO I:
- GO ROUND TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE TO BORROW THEIR SCANNER
- INSTEAD TAKE PICTURES WITH MY CAMERA

Also: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Buy a scanner for £35. Scan. Profit.
I assume profit because you've drawn porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# D:
You think I have £35?
If you mean porn for the mind then yes I've drawn porn.
Isn't that just porn?
No stfu.
Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# PORN?
PORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORNPORN
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# YES
No.
We shall see :D
Or rather you will, because I already know
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i reckon
you should:

- have a wank.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Horay for secret option C!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# pretend you are a girl
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# What good would this do?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# i dunno but it could be funny
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# This is true
*dons wig, make-up and ovaries*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I would to B first to see if it's any good
and then A if you want a better version.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I'll take pitures of the smaller doodles
And if all goes well then I'll see about scaning the bigger drawings :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# samsamsam this is really beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# She's a good source.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# no doubt!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Gad you talented bastard!
*hates*

...but only for a little while...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Would a pint change your mind?
Also: Thaaaanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# mmmmm.... pint....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Cops hate firemen.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)