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# a navel is an orange
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# mine isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# mine's a little tiny sick button.
As my cousins found out when I was small. Poke me really hard in the tummy button and I'll vomit all over you. OR you can point me in the opposite direction, do it again and I'll vomit all over your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# VOMIT!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# that is a fearsome skill
mine is like an inside-out tennis ball
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# In what way?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# it looks like i have an egg
growing out of my stomach, it's quite bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# An outtie?!
Where's my pitchfork?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# not so much an outtie
as a hernia. it really looks like an ostrich egg has got under my skin and turned my belly button into a scimitar-like curve of immense proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Good Golly miss Monkey
are they going to have a look at it when you get into l'hospital?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# they will probably look at it
and say "what the fuck is THAT???"

it should shrink down as i lose weight, making it easier to operate on later.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Well you keep an eye on it
for I shall now do nothing but worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# don't worry
it is fine and non-threatening. it's good for freaking people out with, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Why is belly button fluff always blue?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Because you stab baby jews with biros.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# O_o
how could the two possibly be related?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# BLUE biros.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Ooooo
kayyyy...

*administers sedatives*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# you can't fuck with logic like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# See, why is it only you that understands?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# because
we share an awesome gland, which produces mind-bending feminine logic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *high fucking five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# they'll never "get" us
which is why it's so much fun to mess with their heads
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# it's not
www.abc.net.au/science/k2/lint/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I can not confirm this ^

* Mine has far too much fluff in it to see the true colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)