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# doesn't anyone like my fun tube?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:44, archived)
# i'm trying to cut down on internets
so no more streaming videos :( including porno. :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)
# it's not porno, it's gospel music.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:53, archived)
# like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=inIuYren8jg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:07, archived)
# exactly like that.
i got to see the tiger lillies a few years ago in concert. absolutely wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:13, archived)
# *jealouses*
and i'll watch it in that case...

ed: watched :)

the comments however are sad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)
# you don't read youtube comments, foolish human.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:28, archived)
# omg!!
did you see that steg?

+ i find this very funny(just the caption and the image):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLCpS3_X08c&feature=related

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:25, archived)
# ah my bandwidth it dies!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:27, archived)
# you don't have to click everything!!!
you perv
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)
# no porno?!?!?!
how will you live?

will you just draw sex and then fwap?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:55, archived)
# I have enough imagination
and I could draw porno like this:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1216034826/bird3b1.jpg
(probably unsafe even though it's a cartoon)

I'm hoping the exercise will prove motivating, hopefully to obtain sex rather than commit suicide.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:07, archived)
# why not combine the two?
let's say commmit suicide while having sex, or the other way around...

/the only way i think this can be done, is a girl lying with her legs spread, and you jump from a bit higher with a rope around your neck, just as you're nect snaps, you're getting in
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:23, archived)
# or have somesort of gun system that shoots me in the head upon a sharp jump in body temperature
corresponding to climax.

lovely.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:25, archived)
# well i can't design that, if you like me to.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:26, archived)
# the challenge will be finding a partner
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:34, archived)
# true.
i can provide with a flashlight. is it good enough?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:34, archived)
# thanks!
now that i have both hands i may be able to find my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:46, archived)
# I though it was funny

but not everyone is of the same mind

"if u think tht this is funny its not u shouldnt have posted it u idiots whoever likes this video and think its funny go hit ur heads on a wall cause jesus rules and you dont!!!!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)
# haha, i didn't read the comments.
jesus rules, satan drools!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)