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# These are all of the lovely
and I wish to own them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# you'd have to feed them
human sacrifces
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# *Shrugs* alright then.
Bring me Terry Christian.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# have Vanessa Feltz
she'll last a few weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Ooooh naughty joke
I'm very protective of my big girls due to still being one of them, ish
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# haha
nothing against the larger woman, merely the evil that is Feltz :)

Although pretty much every woman I know thinks she's fatter than she is..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I know exactly how fat I am
due to the weightloss thing I weight and measure myself DAILY. Sometimes twice daily if I have a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# what do you mean
'if?'

Shirley it's a fairly regular occurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Sometimes I am constipated
and sometimes I have a poo in other places that aren't my flat, thus don't have scales and measuring tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# to scale and measure
the poo?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ^THIS IS THE MOST DISTURBING THREAD IVE READ IN A LONG TIME
Thats a notice you can be proud of on b3ta.

Weight obsessed women scare me in general anyway but ones who decide to weigh themselves before and after poo is beyond the pale!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# and you can buy them only
for 5.99! Only today, special offer!

Paper hell bag sales seperately
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# REMEMBER:
these Animals are not available in the shops (except for Woolworths... who knew Woolworths was still even going?)

Order now with JML and receive some item of tat we haven't been able to sell and so we're giving it away!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)