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# Some more hell animals
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I see two Jammie Dodgers
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# take the jammie dodgers off your eyes
and look at the picture - silly!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ahhhhh
anyone want to lick my eyelids?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# always...
*liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# that bowling ball is missing a hole.
Bye board!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Oooo!
He can live here!



CFB
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Dumfries?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I miss 4dam.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Dumfries has the highest proportion of mentally deranged people
of any town in Scotland
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# It sounds ace
I want to visit.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I've been and I think I understand why
... it's full of mental people!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Eurgh, PeaVomit:
BLEURRRRRGHHHHAAAaaahhh!



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Excuse me I think it was that hummus I had last night.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# matrix spang is perfectly paced
well done there.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# well i did one that was
so fast it was unreadable I got flamed for that too. I lost my patience with it and left it as it was.

Besides agent whatever talks very slow and deliberately. get into it man!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
# haha
that matrix one was well worth the wait
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# look at Morpheous (sp?)
sad face! haha
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)
# :D
Im not used to b3ta when the suns up.
People are a lot more.....Normal.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# did you just call me Normal?!?!!??!
dfjk;sgn;dfjlsng;dfgnl;sjdfngl;dnlf :P
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# No thats why Im talking to you
Your one of the nightcrawlers like myself.

Hows your ass?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# just wondering if you could post loads n loads of images at the same time?
/would join in to make a mega thread of multiple imgs per posting. cant be arse
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Yes you can
im usually on between 6pm-4am so I dont normally have this day audience.
Just as long as you dont do it in a new thread it's within the rules set out by mein fuhrer.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Wolfamstah.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# is that the place where the william morris museum n park is?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# The very same. I taked it yesserdy.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ah cool
that's only up the road from I - er, I live over in leytonstone, and my missus works in waltham forest town hall. used to live over by blackhorse road, quite quiet round there
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Why does that dog
Have two tails and two bumholes?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# arf!
:D
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# These are all of the lovely
and I wish to own them all.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# you'd have to feed them
human sacrifces
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# *Shrugs* alright then.
Bring me Terry Christian.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# have Vanessa Feltz
she'll last a few weeks
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Ooooh naughty joke
I'm very protective of my big girls due to still being one of them, ish
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# haha
nothing against the larger woman, merely the evil that is Feltz :)

Although pretty much every woman I know thinks she's fatter than she is..
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I know exactly how fat I am
due to the weightloss thing I weight and measure myself DAILY. Sometimes twice daily if I have a poo.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# what do you mean
'if?'

Shirley it's a fairly regular occurance?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Sometimes I am constipated
and sometimes I have a poo in other places that aren't my flat, thus don't have scales and measuring tape.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# to scale and measure
the poo?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ^THIS IS THE MOST DISTURBING THREAD IVE READ IN A LONG TIME
Thats a notice you can be proud of on b3ta.

Weight obsessed women scare me in general anyway but ones who decide to weigh themselves before and after poo is beyond the pale!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# and you can buy them only
for 5.99! Only today, special offer!

Paper hell bag sales seperately
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# REMEMBER:
these Animals are not available in the shops (except for Woolworths... who knew Woolworths was still even going?)

Order now with JML and receive some item of tat we haven't been able to sell and so we're giving it away!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Hell yes
This is a horror that can not be stopped! Woo
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# :)
I presume your sick of the how does it smell joke by now?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# shirley
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Speaking of odd looking animals
we have a new Okapi calf who is doing well apparently, born last week
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Awwwwwwww bless!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)