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# I've seen houses before
Is it one you made?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# yes it is this one
I made.


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# It is very nice
he's got more attractive as he's got older too.

Would you like to make me a house? It'd be good for you, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# As in build one?
I doubt that very much. I have plans to build one more when I find the right plot and hopefully it will be the one I die in. I'm too old for big projects now. I want easy life.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Yes as in build one.
Well make two, and then I can live in one and come round and cook you dinner when you're too old and dusty to do it yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# haha.
I know your wily ways. There would be no sex in it for me and you and manwife would just be playing the xbox on my big telly all day and teaching my boy bad things ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# PS3, thank you. We'll have none of that microsoft bastwank in my (your) house.
I'll teach your lad how to sing. How to sing at ladies. How to sing at ladies from bushes.

On second thoughts, it's probably best I don't meet him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Yes it is best.
When he's old enough he'll lose his virginity at the whorehouse like the rest of us! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Then I'll make him a massive vulva-shaped cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I'll build you a house.
How hard can it be? Bricks, windows, a door or two. Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Roof please.
Otherwise it's just a holding pen, and after the fiasco in Poland I'm not playing silly buggers like that again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# pfft, you're dark.
I was thinking of thatch. The roof can be done at the end. It would be stupid to do it at the start. It would have nothing to sit on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Racist.
Thatch is flammable though, and I'm dead clumsy.

Dead peasants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# asbestos is cheap these days.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# jacobs cream crackers and UHU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Roof starts to
go on as soon as you have the shell up and can place the ridges and trusses. Usually before a watertight scheduled date but often before the windows and many internal walls. You'd be crazy to go thatch, costs more than a supercar to insure.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# hmm
yes. All this stuff sounds important, but I was thinking of just making a small hut about the size of a shed in order to rut her without the cops getting annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# No no no no no
you said house, house it is. HOUSE, damn you. With more than three rooms and some stairs and floors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# they have
basements for that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Oooh yes.
Shackles ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# yays
I'm actually watching House at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Wow
I love House. :D

Wonderful picture, and your profile just amused me for ten minutes, *clickety mc clicky click click*
(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)