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# my fantasy team shall consist of:
spike
data
brian blessed
chuck norris
jackie chan
sean astin
jeremy clarkson
ed byrne
kai(from lexx)
hugh fearnley-whittingstall
ronnie corbett

i realise we wouldn't win many games, but those i wouldn't shag, i'd enjoy laughing at.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Oooooh nicely
Right mine'd be:

Zakk Wylde
James Spader
John Cusack
Dara O'Brien
Jonathan Frakes (only with the beard)
Brandon Lee
Vamp out of MGS
Phil Jupitus
Mark Lamarr

and now I need to go for a lie down before my vagina explodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# that can happen? *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# It can if I don't get seen to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# *gets a bowl and spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Some help you are.
And take that bib off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# you can't have phil and mark without bill bailey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Why am I not in there?
I was the most psychotic right back in our Sunday league.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# well
you can replace hugh f-w if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# aww. I like him
he could feed us snails and head lice on a bed of tramps bedding at half-time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# i like him
but his hair would get in his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I dunno
Blessed could play blow football with the ball, Data and Kai wouldn't run out of stamina, Ronnie Corbett would have the opposition in stitches with a witty anecdote told from his armchair, and Chuck Norris could roundhouse kick the ball into last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# and next week
AT THE SAME TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Corbett used to play for Hearts
shit at headers though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Only the youth team
He was shortlisted for the main team, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# don't remind me
about kai not running out of stamina!
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# That's not protoblood...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Spike?
*licks lips*

Hated the look of him out of character though. Weird one that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# i know what you mean
i'd still do him rotten, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I would go for:
Batman
Robocop
That bloke with the elbows from Ong Bak
Terminator 2
The Iron Giant
Gary Oldman
and all the rest would be cloned grizzly bears.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# the bloke with the elbows?
As I can't remember the film that well, was someone doing muay thai?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Sounds about right.
Tony Jaa, according to google. He's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)