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# Ther could have iron filings stuck to their cock area,
so that when the magnetic ball strikes you'd be able to see the exact area of impact.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# or they could do it naked
and have to use their cocks as the bat.

And all the fielders should be ladies, especially the wicket keeper
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Count me out.
That just made me cross my legs and wince.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# getting hit in the cock
is a lot less painful than getting it in the nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I can't imagine
but I think fielding with the vagina would be quite painful also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Oh I see
I wasn't suggesting the wicket keeper was only allowed to catch with her undercarriage, that'd just be stupid!

I just wanted her to squat there with her legs open, thus helping deflect the tedium of cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Still no. I'd get confused and have no bladder control.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
But that could be bought into the play - like a rain delay in boring cricket
- if the wicket keeper's bladder goes before tea it's a draw!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Why don't we work for some sort of sport inventing body?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# there just ain't no call for it no more

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# How utterly excrement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Wow, offering more opportunities for points
if there were rings like in archery.

My my, what good ideas you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)