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# Good one.
I really must paint the bathroom now,
Later b3ta...
unless you've all fell out and left.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *Storms off*
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Paint the bathroom?
Is that a euphemism or are you actually doing home improvements?
Please do not take offence this is an innocuous comment and in no way meant to cause insult. I wouldn't normally be this detailed about explaining a post but apparently you have to be very careful these days or risk upsetting someone. Sorry. Thanks. Bye.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Actually it's the toilet.
I'm gonna fill the holes and put white stuff on the walls.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# You're goint to fill the holes in the toilet?
Won't that make it less effective?
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Don't forget, if you need a masturbation euphemism
My handy metaphor generator is always available
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/swf/bashthebishop.swf
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Paint it aqua
Which is french for water
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# And Danish for 'comedy export'
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I thought that was Carlsberg.


(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# :D
Carlsberg, bacon and tossypop.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I thought eau was french for water
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# No, that's Sly Stallone's 'shush for I am acting' noise
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# oh I forgot the
/alan partridge blog
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)