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(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Well........
you are prolific. I will give you that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# it is a slow day tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# That's
actually rather amusing and well done IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Fucking awful film that shat on the source material from an enormous height
*sticks two fingers up at Hewlett and Martin for selling out so outrageously*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I read an interview where they admitted to selling out & losing "artistic control"
There was supposed to be a scene where Tank Girl is lying on a bed bashing herself on the head with a big rubber dildo, classic tank girl stuff. Surprise surprise it got cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# yes, they fucked up royally and have said so in most Tank Girl releases since
dildos being removed is hardly a crime though. the fact that Booga wasn't a fucking kangaroo and they didn't drink beer kinda took the lead in the "why are we still calling it Tank Girl?" stakes.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Well it bloody should be a crime
42 days detention without charge too, 'angings too good for 'em. Shoot em all & let god sort em out.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# can you imagine a world where it was illegal to remove a dildo
CRAZY!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I'm trying hard to imagine
so. very. hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# As you know I'm not
a big comic geek connoisseur but even I know that Tank Girl as a film was so far removed from what the authors made that I'm surprised it was allowed to keep the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# The film bankrupted Deadline for its troubles, didn't it?
Please do not take offence this is an innocuous comment and in no way meant to cause insult. I wouldn't normally be this detailed about explaining a post but apparently you have to be very careful these days or risk upsetting someone. Sorry. Thanks. Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *takes offence*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *taks offence at the taking of offence*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Give me back my fence!
*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# really? as in because the of H&M selling out the fanbase stopped buying it?
shocking, its not like TG was the only strip
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# No I think they persuaded Deadline to invest hell for leather in TG merchandising on the back of the fillum
which then sucked, bombed, and left all its investors including Deadline with nobbut the shirt on their backs.

May be urban myth but that's wot I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Should have been animated

Some things just dont transfer to live action well.

Have the joy of tank girl is the artistic style.

That and the violence, nudity, drinking and roo shagging...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Arf!
You are enjoying your first day arent you....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Yeah,
even if people don't appreciate my skills. rofl lol!
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
People have been worse, do not fear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# My regular-in-disguise sense is tingling a bit here.
Please do not take offence this is an innocuous comment and in no way meant to cause insult. I wouldn't normally be this detailed about explaining a post but apparently you have to be very careful these days or risk upsetting someone. Sorry. Thanks. Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Its distracting me from excel
Its all good :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# 'rofl lol'
is said occasionally on here, but reserved for ironic or satirical purposes only. We try to run as far from internet speak on here less it descends to 4chan.
You have lovely images though
x
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Psst
You forgot the "kthnxbai"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# balls!
i can't edit it now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Headshot bam
I was joking with "rofl lol" because im heaps n00b like or some shit. But thanks for the advice. Pwnage!
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# haha! I like you!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# "rofl lol!"
* What is the world comming to?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# posting lots of new threads in fairly close succession gets up peoples noses
and you can quickly turn a fanbase in to an angry mob. Go easy.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# ^this
lucky it's a slow day i guess!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# he has posted more in his first day
than i have in my entire time*


*may be an exaggeration, but not a large one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Who cares though eh?
You are a girl and therefore are able to blind us with BOOBIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# *blinds*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# there are many girls on b3ta
surely we hold a significant percentage
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Erm, I would say you are well outnumbered,
The only ones I can think of are:

Yourself
Captain Wow
Miss Trellis
T0ria
Smash Monkey
KittyVomit
KillerKitti
Joliet
Yanmania (Mainly for flouncing abilities)

and others I have forgotten I am sure....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ^ This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Who didnt?
I didnt post anything for about a year after signing up apart from the occasional "Hahaha"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Same here.
now 5 years down the road I have no life :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# i never liked tank girl
not sure why. Something about it just fucked me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Film or comics?
Film=abomination
Comics=legend
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# i suppose my view of the comics was heavily influenced by the film
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# the film is about a girl getting water from a nasty corporation
the comics are about killing, getting pissed and fucking marsupials.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# It's lovely to have a new person around who's at least trying.
However, just a note to say:

Your work would get more appreciation (at least from me) if it was spread out a bit more.

Just remember posting a new thread pushes other people's work off the board.

Don't take it personally, as I'm almost always glad to see new people.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Oh hello comedy account
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Good one.
I really must paint the bathroom now,
Later b3ta...
unless you've all fell out and left.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *Storms off*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Paint the bathroom?
Is that a euphemism or are you actually doing home improvements?
Please do not take offence this is an innocuous comment and in no way meant to cause insult. I wouldn't normally be this detailed about explaining a post but apparently you have to be very careful these days or risk upsetting someone. Sorry. Thanks. Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Actually it's the toilet.
I'm gonna fill the holes and put white stuff on the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# You're goint to fill the holes in the toilet?
Won't that make it less effective?
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Don't forget, if you need a masturbation euphemism
My handy metaphor generator is always available
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/swf/bashthebishop.swf
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Paint it aqua
Which is french for water
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# And Danish for 'comedy export'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I thought that was Carlsberg.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# :D
Carlsberg, bacon and tossypop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I thought eau was french for water
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# No, that's Sly Stallone's 'shush for I am acting' noise
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# oh I forgot the
/alan partridge blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)