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[challenge entry] Going to be huge when they hit the shelves :D

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(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# not really an abusive duck.
It's more a duck you can abuse
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
#
Oh god yes
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Abusive?
and what the heck was that to begin with?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
#
A hairdrier O.o
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I think it's a type of hairdryer
that you stick your cock in
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# "abusive ducks"
not abusing a duck!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# ok, don't you lot dare blame me for this
i'm going to bed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Sweet dreams
about abusive ducks
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Wants
Oh God, am I thinking out loud again?

Also: I'll peck the face off the bastard who thought up this challenge. RIGHT OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# /me is scared
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Haha, blimey.
Surely with your screen name this is EXACTLY the compo for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# It uses the wrong plug though.
That and the question:
Why would anybody be aroused by a duck...

Especially one with no feathers...
(noodle_6491, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Pains me to say it
But surley a duck is more arousing than a torch in general? At least you can imagine daisy.....

..........fuck
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Reminds me of..
... The film Teeth. Anyone else see it?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/
(AQ, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# she's just desperate and trying to earn some money
working as a quackwhore
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)