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# Sometimes I like to pretend that she's not real
and that mofaha is the best troll to ever grace b3ta.

I mean, killerkitti can get the entire /talk board riled up without even posting there.

It makes me want to be a better troll.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# try a club upgrade
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# You can achieve your goals
if you believe in yourself.

If it makes any difference, I believe in you, man.

*puts hand on shoulder*

I believe in you.

EDIT: P.S. Killerkitti is not mofaha. Witness teh science: www.b3ta.com/board/8605078
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)
# FUCK ME IT IS MISSY HIGGINS!!!
She's old enough for me to hit on her now!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# YOU'RE A GREAT TROLL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a troll? Let me put it this way: the gronkpan series is the most reliable chatbot software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# would you like some toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# If I had it what would I do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)
# insert it into a breader
and restore it's breadiness.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)
# We want no muffins,
no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baggets
or bagels. No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes,
and no hot cross buns. And definitely no smegging flapjacks!
(SpacedustAddict, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)
# Hello Thanks and you are a delightful person too what would you like to chat about?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# BUT YOU ARE A MOD
TROLLS ARE BAD
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# MMMKAY
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)
# I HAVE FRIENDED YOU
DON'T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# i noticed
new feature i presume.

also gesture has been returned.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# oh god.. it now tells me everything you post....
madness!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# It's a hideous world
full of lurking malice and righteous self assurance
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Not new, no. It only appears when someone adds you as a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)
# ...
*is lonely*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Gotta love trolls
though only the funny ones. Irritating trolls irritate me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Haha
I once returned to a board after 4 years just in time to see a new post saying what a cunt I was. Absolutely true story.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)
# how long have you been away his time?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Hmmm.
Honestly, I was a bit of a troll on this site I used to go on. I didn't start out that way, but that's how it ended up.
I'm glad I stopped, it's an unhealthy thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# i was wanting you to say a length of time
so i could call you a cunt after it..

you ruined my comedy set up and for that i despise you.

x
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)
# BEST. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)
# IT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY INTERSTING CONVERSATION, THOUGH
DOESN'T IT?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Well I erased the whole talk board for a few hours and then rob posted my e-mail address and my b3ta account password
luckily I got around the nawty stepping and was able to find that out and change my e-mail account password which was the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)
# wtf????
what do you mean erased the talk board?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I spammed them with blank messages for a few hours
got banned and then used another account.

Or something.

It might have taken place over three days and on the third I knew I was pushing it but...

Anyway, I promised rob never to do it again and all was jake and jerry.

The whole point was how upset they got over the order of their text based message board being disrupted and also how much fun they were having trying to tell me I was a dick. Like they were incrediblly upset that I was fucking with their stupid internet ideas about order and they loved it too. The cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I think there were retaliatory strikes by /talkers on /board as they knew I was a /boarder
and then there was a whole debate on what to do with me and people were threatening to fuck my shit up. IT WAS INTENSE SON. ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)
# hahaha
the publishing of the email is a bit rough

but that's pretty funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)
# every one loves a good flaming
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Your beard had an odour.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)
# haha
it cleared up
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)
# only a few hours?
damn
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# how sweet of them that they were still thinking of you
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)