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# Oh pooh


news story: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7534325.stm

idea from The Gentleman Bastard in this thread: www.b3ta.com/links/211267

why is it i dont care about the latest person to be stabed to death but this story really pisses me off?
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Tranquiliser guns don't exist in USA.
Wankers.

Woo to pic. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# because the fwuffy ickle bear got kiwwled by the nasty big man
whereas basically if you get stabbed its probably because you did something to deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# because you love animals.
anally.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# i love everything
anally
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# but not victims of knife crime :C
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# anal knife crime
*whinces*
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *minces*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# quinces?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Hmmm
"Efforts to tranquilise the animal failed because the bear "stayed in forested areas", he said."

Except while it was being shot in the busy Minnesota town, presumably...

Trigger-happy cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# we had this talk this morning..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Aww honey honey . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# transquillierz you stupid americans!
grr *shakes angry fists*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I'd rather they shot it
than have an angry bear running around town while the tranquilliser takes effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# maybe they were trying to shoot the jar right off its head
with a high calibre shotgun for effective jar removal.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hah!
That really would not have ended well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# the jar would be gone, wouldn't it?
job's a good'un *hand dusting action*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *plugs in tablet*
*draws angry bear with glassed face, spooked by gunfire and smashing noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i hope your being serious
i wanna see that
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Oh. Ok then.
Unless it turns out shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# yeah it would be terribly dangerous
with it presumably not able to see or smell or maul anything... they were attempting to catch it for 6 days, enough time to know if it was heading for a town, they could have cleared the streets!
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# haha
you can't predict what a bear with a jar on its head and a dart in its butt will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Maul? His paws were in jars too?
He deserves what's coming to him then, the daft twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# haha now i'm just imagining a bear in a massive jar
just rolling around the street and bumping into things and being an adorable nuisance
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# "I've got the bear in my sights, sarge!"
"Fire!"
"I can't, sarge, it's just so darn cute!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Ultra PeePee!
IZ ftw
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# now that i wanna see
:D
(That Random Guy, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)